So…last month I got a phone call from this girl I go/went to school with. She called me to ask me about this facebook group called “FUNNY GREEK PICS AROUND THE WORLD” and had heard rumors that I was going to post pics from Chuck Phi Chuck’s coming out show in it.
CPhiC only WISHES I would do some bullshit like that so they could get their name out.
Yo. I only have a couple things I wanna talk about today.
First thing is Grand Theft Auto 4. If you’ve played all of the other GTA games, this one lacks in a couple of areas, but is so far beyond the other ones in others that the bad shit looks like a cups on a fat bitch.
Graphics are immaculate. Let’s start there. I heard that this is one of the only games that the disc spins constantly, which means that it is constantly loading things around it. Which means for higher graphic capabilities. It also means your system is more likely to get real hot…but gamers usually don’t give a fuck about that.
…..unless they’re white and own an xbox360.
I know it’s 2008 so graphics are gonna be good anyway, but…I’m an OG to video games, so I can keep talking about graphics.
When I first popped the bitch in, the gameplay wasn’t that good to me. Best GTA gameplay award goes to San Andreas, but after a bit…it grew on me. So…gameplay went from bad to good.
The thing that made this GTA so much better than the others was the use of a cell phone and being able to actually hang out with the people in the game. You can download ringtones and themes for your phone. You receive picture messages of your cousin with a gun to his head and your niggas will call you just to say that they’re stuck in the trunk of a car.
I could talk about it all day, but I won’t. Some of y’all aren’t video game nerds and are waiting on me to say something to make someone mad. So…moving on…
If you want to take a moment out of your day to judge me…here’s what I’m doing right now:
I’m listening to Explosions in the Sky while eating Cheez-its and drinking a “focus”(kiwi-strawberry) Vitamin Water. I’m also talking to a 16 year old girl on aim.
This should be fun especially if you don’t know me. If you do know me…you’d probably expect me to be doing these things.
The other thing I wanted to talk about was a concert I went to last night. I live in Charleston, SC…for those who don’t keep up, and I went to Myrtle Beach to go see the band Modest Mouse exhibit their music to a large group of fans. This was my first time seeing Modest Mouse. I took the journey to see them with one of my friends, who may be one of the biggest MM fans in Charleston. After hearing about how he’s going to masturbate Isaac Brock when certain events occurred during their set, I had to see this for myself. I missed watching the first song, which was “Dance Hall” from their album “Good News For People Who Love Bad News” and then proceeded with their set. This tour is in promotion of their latest album “We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank”. Set was about an hour and a half long. Here’s some of my thoughts:
I think that the set was decent. I feel like I heard the same song about 7 times during their set and there were also a couple of classics like “Paper Thin Walls” and “Tiny Cities Made of Ashes”. I think the feeling was there, but the amount of creativity difference between all of the previous Modest Mouse albums and their 2 most recent just made the set lack a lot of things that I expected.
I’ll let you guys listen for yourselves. I’ll play one of Modest Mouse’s older popular songs to one of their newer ones:
This song is called “Missed the Boat”. It’s their most recent single:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTzM2aHEC7k]
Here’s a song called “Dramamine”. Its from the first Studio Album over 10 years ago:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK1bi4emEkk]
And if that’s too old, here’s one off of their last independent(in my mind) album “The Moon and Antarctica”:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK1bi4emEkk]
Long story short. Someone needs to tell the dudes in Modest Mouse to go back to their roots. Just because years have passed doesn’t mean you can get worse. And The Smiths were/are still awesome.
And there were 12 black people at the show. Over 2000 attended.
Oh….and Sierra Emerge is still the best.
Yo!
I wanna start this post by talking about a subject that I love to rant about: music.
The target of today’s posting is: Lil Wayne.
Is it Lil’ Wayne? With the apostrophe? I mean, I don’t understand why the fuck it would matter if you put the apostrophe or not when you don’t even speak proper English anyway.
Now we all know that The Carter 3 came out recently, June 10th, which is 10 days before this post…and I don’t know if anyone has realized the extent of his album sales.
Let’s just say it’s the best since “The Massacre” by 50 Cent. I did mention that 50 is a better rapper than Wayne, right?
Anyway, The Carter 3 sold
1,006,000 ALBUMS!
That’s One Million Six Thousand albums in one week.
That’s not even the most mindblowing part. Let’s peep the top 10 of the Billboard 200.
1. Lil Wayne – The Carter III – 1,006,000
2. Plies – Definition of Real – 215,000
3. NOW 28! – 132, 000
4. Disturbed – Indestructible – 102,000
5. Usher – Here I Stand – 101,000
6. Journey – Revelation – 89,000
7. N*E*R*D – Seeing Sounds – 80,000
8. Alanis Morissette – Flavors of Entanglement – 70,000
9. My Morning Jacket – Evil Urges – 49,000
10. Weezer – Weezer – 46,000
The mindblowing part is that Weezy sold almost 800,000 more copies than the next guy.
That not only pisses me off, because Lil Wayne isn’t a good lyricist, but I’m sure it makes Plies hella mad, because he is “the next guy”.
I’m just gonna say a few more things about Wayne and then peace from this subject. I listened to The Carter 3 with an open mind. I don’t know why he’d spit a verse after Jay-Z does. That made Wayne look super whack. The beats weren’t as amazing as I thought they were gonna be. What I can be happy about is that Robin Thicke is on a track. I am a strong supporter of Star Trak, and so that song gets my vote.
Speaking of Star Trak:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5lYhCGcP7A]
Tell me why I went to a trivia night at some restaurant and we got slayed.
Out of a possible 126 points, we scored 7. None of us are dumb or anything, we just….apparently suck at trivia. I mean, Jon slays Mexicans in Marvel Vs. Capcom and he has an ambiguous girlfriend, who also attended the journey. His ethnicity(Asian) also boasts his brain power, as well as his MVC slaying powers.
Long story short, if you know you’re stupid, audition niggas to be on your squad next time.
What you need is a pop culture dude, a history dude, or a really random older dude who knows a bunch of random shit. The word ‘dude’ is interchangeable between both sexes so don’t feel offended. You gotta ask them simple questions like “What is superman’s real name?” to hard questions like “Why didn’t black people just kill white people when they were slaves?”. If they can answer the latter, they should running for ambassador of the world or some shit. Haha. It never hurts to have an ambiguously gay duo, either. They know a bunch of shit.
Here’s another song since we’re talking about Superman and dumb black people:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZCJ8TvjwAw]
Sorry black people. I’ll get on how dumb white people are right now.
Yo, so I was on MySpace, aka “The white man’s best thing since Kurt Cobain died”, and tell me why I get fearful when a pretty good looking white girl adds me that I will be infected with all sorts of computer diseases that I won’t be able to cure. If anyone knows a black person who would waste their time making spam products, I’ll tell you he’s an Uncle Tom. Another point about it is their ridiculous ass names. I think if you fall for their names, you deserve to be infected. Who the fuck names their child Beryl? That’s a name you give your daughter if she plans on becoming a super villain when she grows up. I got a bitch in my friend request queue named “Agnese”. Is that ag-knees? Because that’s a fucking horrible name. Completely unrealistic. Why don’t y’all stick with tiffany. Tell me why she has on a tank top and basketball shorts, but her shorts are at her ankles. Tell me why the second person on her top friends is “Extreme Ass”, but it’s actually a picture of a girl bouncing her titties. Tell me why her about me says:
hmm, im the girl you wished lived next door. sweet sexy chillen and open minded, a lil freaky on the side…lol im a bit of everything, there’s a time and a place for all things. im all about dressing hot as hell going buck wild at the club but sumtimes i just like to put on my lil shorts, tank top and fuzzy lil slippers and curl up and read a good book. but watch out cuz u never know what im thinkin…i might just pounce when the time is right…hahaha but anyway im an awesome friend and always lookin to meet new people so if your down with what i said so far hit me up…no haterz please!!!!!
Why the fuck doesn’t this say:
if you click on anything on this page, you’re a fucking retard!
And to end this blog. I’m your typical black man who loves white girls. Give me this one:
Sierra Kusterbeck soon to be Sierra, who’s with Black Dave.
Anyway, listen to her band…they got hustle:
[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZTr4XVh9cGw]
Nothing to say right now.
Just wanted to let you know I’ve been basically obsessed with demotivational pictures over the past few days.
Google it.
All a nigga named Dave is trying to say…
ALL A MOTHER FUCKIN NIGGA NAMED DAVE IS TRYIN TO SAY IS
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sVMazo7jv4]
that he knows a white person made that video.