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Not My Last Entry of 2K8

27.12.2008 (1:53 pm) – Filed under: Girls

Hey guys.

I’m importing all of the shit from my old blog onto this website and I’ll be back in action very soon.

I guess until that time, I’ll leave you with this bit of good news:

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SIERRA IS LEGAL!

Love ya girl.

…maybe your ex-girlfriend…?

10.12.2008 (12:24 am) – Filed under: Music

This might sound like stand up or something, but white people seriously need to stop drinking alcohol. One of my favorite things they do is reaffirm their relationship with those around them. “I know you’re my wife, but I just wanted to say I love you”. Yo, fuck you. You think she doesn’t know that? I love when people come to me like, “For a black kid, you’re really smart.” I would like to inform those people of a few things:
1) I don’t drink and you sound fucking stupid.
B) Yes, I am really smart.
3) Fuck you.

I also love when white people act shocked that they’ve ran out of that shit. “How’d we run out of beer, I swear the 18 pack between the 8 of us should have lasted longer!” And to you, I want to tell you a few things:
1) There has been an uneven distro of alcohol and you need to fight someone.
2) You can’t count.
3) Fuck you.

It really all makes sense if you think about it.

Speaking of cents, how’s that new Yeezy record. If you’re not connected to the world, Yeezy is Kanye “white people wish they could hold me down” West. I’ll be reviewing his new record, titled ’808s and Heartbreaks’ in my next update.

I have a friend who sounds many times more beautiful than you do while playing the acoustic guitar.
www.myspace.com/deborahhudsonmusic

If you’re stupid and can’t read, he name is Deborah Hudson.