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Hey guys.

I’m off from work for the next 2 days. I’m sure you don’t really care about my life, but the other day at work, I received a hefty titl-a-whirl backbreaker from a series of customers over the shittiest laptop we’ve carried in my Best Buy tenure. Here’s a scenario: 3 men, 2 women, a kid who looks like a really short Fred Durst and his shouldn’t be that hot, but is hot just because her life sucks and she isn’t atrocious , girlfriend were all ready to Angle Slam me because I sold out of the computer moments before their arrival. Fuck you. Get a better computer. I don’t wanna be Angle Slammed, Ankle Locked, fucking Chokeslammed, Tombstoned, Pedigreed, any of that shit. Not the kind of thing I go prepared to work to do.

Anyway, I wanted to tell you guys about something that I’ve recently been getting stoked about: prints. Yes, they’re basically posters, but prints are better. Why you ask? I don’t know…because they aren’t posters. Anyway, your favorite hardcore band E.V.A. is in the process of possibly getting some done and here’s one that I’m really digging:

If you click the picture, it’ll take you to our online store.

Anothr really cool one is one that my friend Carlos, ygtnha(you’ll get to know him as) Gran’, made. It appears that he’s trying to do this thing called “Come One Come All”, and here’s his first print related to that:

You can click on the print to go to his online portfolio of all of the different shit he does. Talented dude. Follow him on twitter if you want @xGran.

I haven’t talked about the new tablet phenomena that’s been poppin’ off lately! So, Archos came out with a tablet that’s running Google’s operating system, Android, on it. It’s pretty terrible. It’s a fantastic idea, but the way that Archos twisted and restricted the system, the tablet sucks for anyone who’s a legitimate enthusiast of the brand and the operating system. I have played with it a bit and it would have been fantastic, had Archos kept it open. After that failure, I decided to place my faith in Apple’s tablet venture. It was announced a couple days ago, and it’s called the iPad. iPad!? EW! What a terrible name. I’m glad everyone is calling it MaxiPad. Keep it up. To me, it’s a big iPod touch with programs redesigned to suit the size of the thing. Nothing super sick about it. No camera, not solar powered, can’t run multiple apps or anything! A lot of people I’ve talked to have expressed disappointment in the item, even a few pretty hefty Apple fanboys. I guess we’ll see. It should be out in March, I feel.

That’s really all I have for you guys. Guess I’ll toss you another picture related to a female?

@tayallday

Peace.

Yo, if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then I beholdin’. Ceejay:

I know I’ve been posting a lot of random hip hop shit lately, or shit about my band, so let’s just mix things up and post some other shit. Today, I have some shit from two of my favorite artists.

First, I have an interview that Pharrell Williams did with a digital magazine called BKRW about one of his latest chair designs, the tank chair. Basically, it’s a chair with tank treads instead of legs. Pretty dope in my mind. Would love to put these chairs at a chess table or something…or maybe that board game where you try to take over other countries. I don’t know. One of my favorite things about Pharrell is how calm he is and how simply he puts everything. Interview:

Next, the Year Yeah Yeahs. Love this group. Here’s a new video for a song called “Skeletons”. I dig the track. I’m sure you guys are probably stoked to finally see a song that isn’t hip hop or hardcore on here in 2kX.

Til next time. I guess I’ll throw down some twitter shoutouts or something to my favorite females who tweet: @sierrave, @officialkat, @tayallday, @courtneylux, @alexandraqw

Bye.

In 2010, I’m gonna secure a date with @officialkat. Wish me luck. I decided to not make it a resolution because those never follow through.

If you don’t support it, there’s this cool place called hell that you can go to.

Later.

Hey again. I just realized that I had recently met this dude. Name’s Aziz Ansari and he’s funny as fuck.