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Gorillaz – Stylo

21.01.2010 (10:06 am) – Filed under: Music

Hey guys. Short post. Just wanted to show you a video.

So, one of my favorite groups, Gorillaz, is coming out with a cd in march, and they’ve put their first track online. It’s called “Stylo”, and it features Mos Def and Bobby Womack.
Here ya go, feel free to download it as well.
Gorillaz – Stylo(feat. Mos Def & Bobby Womack).

Enjoy your day today.

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20.01.2010 (10:50 am) – Filed under: Cell Phones,Music,Niggerdom,Rant,White People

1. Why do white people love Bob Marley? He hates you.
2. I should have been off from work on Monday(MLK Day). I heard it’s a national day of service. I could have served my community by not committing crimes from my bed. They should make a national pull up your pants, your president is black day to go hand in hand.
3. I have a voicemail?
4. This song isn’t all that good, but that intro gets me everytime. Enter Shikari – Solidarity. By the way, Enter Shikari is one of my favorite bands. I want to write about Common Dreads pretty soon.
5. That phrase “smh” that I see black girls and white girls who don’t think I’m “black enough” using apparently stands for “shakes my head”. Is there a way I can change that to “so much hate” instead? It’s always perfectly interchangeable.
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Bye.

Two Thousand and Ten

15.01.2010 (8:50 pm) – Filed under: Miscellaneous,Music,Niggerdom,Rant,White People

Hey guys.

Did you know that apparently the appropriate way to say 2010 is “twenty ten” and not “two thousand ten”? I like to say “two k x” or “two thousand ten”. Weird. I even write “2kX” on official documents. Yes, OFFICIAL ones…like leases and loans and shit. At the bank, they asked me what year it was, and I politely informed them that I’m clueless, but that I’m going to take a stab at it and say it’s the year of the goat. They weren’t amused. That’s alright though. People at work complain about me because I speak a foreign language. It’s not foreign, it’s called American. American is the best language, the only thing that’s fucked up about it is that everyone in this country speaks it, just not the same. Shit is pretty funny, you can get on the phone with someone and have no clue what they’re talking about but in English it’s the most basic shit ever. You know what I’m talking about.

So, let’s talk about some 2010 things poppin’ off. Firstly, my boy Carlos, aka Gran’, is going to putting out his first real mixtape next month. It’s gonna be pretty good. Kid’s really good at what he does and is driven to make the shit happen. Anyway, shit is called “Gran’ Opening” and, in normal mixtape fashion, it’s a mix of him over beats of other songs and some original tracks as well. I’ve heard a good bit of it already and it’s hot. Find him on MySpace and on Facebook(click the word for links) Here’s the intro track for you guys, and a peek at the album cover:
Gran' Opening

Gran’ – Gran’ Opening(Presale)

Secondly! SECONDFUCKINGLY! The best band in the sunny state of South Carolina, known to you by 3 letters, E, V, and A, has finally received the physical copy of their EP, known as the Manfiest DestinE.P. We’ve placed it online so that you guys can purchase them through those means. Here’s what the cover looks like and one of our songs, called “All Girls Are Sluts”. If you click the cover, it’ll take you to our online shop:

E.V.A. – All Girls Are Sluts

Thirdly, and I suppose lastly, I’m going to try and do all sorts of cool shit to my website throughout the year. I need a new theme and favicon for starters. I’ll work on that favicon probably tonight. Hopefully I can come out with something awesome.

Did you guys hear about that crazy earthquake in Haiti? Like a 7 on the Richter scale or some shit. Decimated the place, apparently. I heard that America is thinking about bringing some of those people over here. I say thee NAY! Haitians are crazy as fuck, and that’s word. I have a hard enough time understanding America as is, as well.

A few more things before I depart: @officialKat is awesome, Jersey Shore is the most addicting show of 2010, SierrEmerge is probably gonna date me soon(don’t ask questions).

Alright. Later.

PS – There’s this new anonymous question answer thing called formspring on the internet right now. I’ve got an account, and I, of course, was an OG to it: CLICK HERE to ask me anything you want without me knowing who you are. It’s a beautiful thing. I answer ALL questions, too.

Fuck You iPhone

06.01.2010 (8:27 pm) – Filed under: Cell Phones,Miscellaneous

Hey guys. Just found a funny video on the internet. In case you guys don’t keep up on what’s going on in the smartphone world, Google finally came out with a phone they are willing to call their own, known as the Nexus One. This video is just a pretty solid parody of the phone and how it’s supposed to, like every smartphone that comes out, be an iPhone killer.

Really funny. To me at least.

Happy New Year from Pharrell

03.01.2010 (9:53 pm) – Filed under: Miscellaneous

Pharrell is my favorite person ever. I just love how calm, simple, and golden everything this nigga says is. I aspire to be that awesome or better.