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Country Grammar

26.02.2010 (1:06 pm) – Filed under: Girls,Miscellaneous,Rant,White People

Yo!

So I wrote about formspring the other day and I also was reminded of something else: either people lose all sorts of grammatical ability when they’re angry or swooned by some girl, or that 1 out of 2 people are idiots. When someone is like “You think your hot stuff, don’t you?”, I only answer that with, “What do I think my hot stuff does?”. I don’t understand why people are always giving me “hots” and “piece of shit”s and “ugly”s and “not an internet celebrity”s. I don’t want to have a “not an internet celebrity”. Sounds heavy. It’s really hard to hit on someone when you aren’t using proper grammar. Let’s step that up guys.

Another thing I’ve been really really stoked about lately is the coming of new cell phones. I don’t know if I’m supposed to be that guy who keeps getting new shit when it comes out or just constantly use what I have and then just wait it out and get what’s the hottest shit at my upgrade time. What are your thoughts on it? If someone is trying to stay on top of the game, should they always cop the new shit, or will being aware just be enough?

In case you guys were wondering, I still love Sierra Emerge. This year @sierrave is totally gonna get me into warped tour and we’re not going to miss each other like last year. Hit me up shawty! Here’s a picture that basically describes why she’s my favorite person I’ll never be able to develop a legitimate relationship with:

I call it Trierra. Just go ahead and hit me up whenever.

Anyway, you guys have fun. My band will have lots of new shirt designs, posters, and even booty shorts coming out soon!