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Hello everyone! How are things going? The weather has been especially nice here in SC over the past few days with temperatures in the middle 60s, so I’ve been…working, actually. Been working during the nice weather.

How have your resolutions that you started at the beginning of the year been going? I’ve been able to stay pretty on track this year, I’ve been making a lot of spreadsheets indicating things I want to do and how much I have reached them and whatnot. Writing things down, or in my case typing them out, makes things a lot easier to keep in mind because you have a physical reminder of what you’re actually trying to accomplish. I’m sure in you’re mind you’re thinking “typing it out won’t help at all because all you have to do is close the file, and if it’s out of sight, then it’s out of mind”, but it’s my desktop background. I switched my picture of Naruto Uzumaki out so that I could have goals. Just kidding, I’d never cover up Naruto.

Everyone has their favorite websites, whether it be youtube, twitter, facebook, or anything like that…and a new one that’s been popping up is this formspring nonsense. The essential point of formspring is that you can ask someone a question, any question, anonymously, and then they answer it to this anonymous person and it’s posted on their profile. Primarily this website is a tool for people to indirectly try and get with girls by anonymously telling them all of these awesome qualities or for people to basically send hate mail anonymously. Those are cool. Here’s some of my favorite questions I’ve received:
1. Ever stepped in dog shit, then brought it in the house all over the carpet?
2. Have you ever put a dogs poop in a brown bag; placed it on someones porch, lit it on fire, rang the bell & then ran?
3. Is your shit soft or hard?
4. Have you ever smelled one of your friends shits?
5. do you look at your shits before you flush?
6. Have you ever taken a picture of one of your shits then called a bunch of your friends to come look at it?
G. Your penis nearly split me in two last time we had sex. Why?
You see what I’m saying? It’s just like…I’m at the doctor. That’s probably how I would explain my personal formspring. It’s mostly where girls get called sluts and dudes get hated on. Lots of fun. Everyone should get one.
www.formspring.me
www.formspring.me/blackdave

So, there has been speculation of new MacBook Pro models rolling out soon, and I’m quite excited for that. My main purpose of buying a mac is so that I can screenshare with Taylor Stradling and steal pictures from her computer to post onto my website while she’s out doing her thing in SoFlo. In case you guys forgot, she’s beautiful. There’s everything but confirmation that the new Intel processors will be in the computers. The core series. I’m really stoked, it’ll make my band and my life better. I need iChat partners, so start dropping your screenames now so that I can build my repertoire up now. If you guys are interested in the new processors, called the core series…let me know. I’ll give you my basic explanation that I give people at work about it:
There’s a single core processor and a dual core processor, as we all know. So with the dual core, there’s straight up dual core which is 2 processors, and a simulated dual core which is one processor that acts as 2. The core series is 2, or even 4(for the upper core i5 and the core i7) of the simulated dual core processors, giving you 4 or 8-way processing.

My band is coming out with a few new shirt designs, as well as shorts for the ladiez soon. Also, we’re well in the process of writing for our next EP. We’re trying to just put out a lot of EPs so that we can cut out the filler and only provide you with hits. In case you guys are confused about anything I have said, please listen to our first EP in it’s entirety on our myspace, or feel free to purchase a physical copy from our online store:
myspace.com/evah8
eva.bigcartel.com

Here’s a small secret to one of my goals this year that I’ve been doing for the past few weeks. Something called “$2 Tuesdays” on this website called “The Blackmarkers”. Every tuesday, they put up a couple of things from their website up for $2, and you can purchase it at that price with the coupon code the provide on twitter. I’ve been doing it a lot lately. Hopefully not too many people jock me and get the OTHER shirt they post up. Haha. They have a lot of dope shit, don’t sleep on it.
www.theblackmarkers.com
@blackmarkers

Now that I’ve let out a few of my secrets, remember that they don’t make friends…and go make some friends.

PS – SkyEatsAirplane(STILL one word) is almost finished with the recording process of their new record, and I, for one, and stoked as fuck.
PPS – tell me a secret
PPPS – if you don’t listen to Trophy Scars, you’re a fool.

Yo!

I know this has been going on for a while, but I am JUST getting into the idea of anti-Valentine’s celebration. It’s such an amazing idea to me. Even though I have nothing else witty to say about the holiday, I did want to show you these shoes that I’m super into. 2010 is going to be the year that I start wearing Supra shoes. Here’s a good beginning for me, hopefully:

These are called the Heartbreakers. I’m really stoked.

My friend JeffET, who’s mixtape I posted my last entry, has a website for his crew up. Electric-friends.com is the URL. One of these days I’ll be on the website too!

Lastly, I just want to remind you guys of the immense beauty that @tayallday possesses:

Alright. My band is playing tomorrow with a lot of other bands. Who you ask:
American Me, Endwell, CDC, Murderdeathkill, In Regret, and Path of Reprisal. Be there or be square.

AND ON THAT NOTE: goodbye.

I just want to inform everyone that Sierra is still legal. And I’m excited about that.

She’s +1 right now. That’s 19.

My favorite thing about Sierra is that she doesn’t wear boots with jeans. My second favorite thing about her is that she and I are going to start dating in 2010. My other favorite thing about her is her band, I guess. They’re really good, if you haven’t heard them. VersaEmerge is the name. I have been listening to them since they had a dude singer, so no bandwagon jumping here.

Let’s get back to this boots/jeans thing. Girls, don’t do that shit. It looks uncomfortable and isn’t stylish. If you’re gonna do it, just make sure your jeans are skinny enough or your boots are loose enough to not bunch up. Don’t feel bad about buying new clothes to look stylish. I love girls who have a sense of style. I’m gonna make fashion over function tee shirts. Pre orders start now. I haven’t made the design yet, but I will soon.

My least favorite thing about Sierra is that I can’t ever find a picture of her unless she’s performing or with some random person. I don’t mind pictures with animals, but all these people…I just can’t take it!

Yeah. Happy birthday sweetweart. I used to love when people would ask me if you were really my girlfriend, but I was sad to respond with no. So let me take you to Sweet Tomatoes and a pretty good movie so we can begin this life together!

PS – Sierra, here’s my number, use it: 8435680749

creepy!

Hey guys!

I wrote a post earlier on Hiro, my HTC Hero, and apparently the app sucks and doesn’t save drafts very well, so the whole thing was deleted…so here I am doing a round 2. This time, I’m sitting on a 15 inch MacBook Pro. I would really like to own one of these, and I’m going to save money until I can purchase one of these things. That’ll be super swell.

How are things going for you? Hopefully all is well. I know this post seems very upbeat, but I am by no means feeling as such. Let’s get into this post though. What are you guys anticipating as presents for whatever holiday you celebrate? Hopefully something good, right? I have no anticipations, but any gift is a good one. Hopefully everyone who doesn’t have a PS3 is going to be getting one of those, or at least trading in whatever gifts they did get for one, because we all know that would undoubtedly be the best move to make. What are some super hot PS3 games coming out soon? I know that Final Fantasy 13 is going to be rolling out soon, so I’ll end this paragraph on that note:

I really hate Winter. It’s definitely my least favorite season, even living in the South where it’s basically warm all the time. My personal favorite season is Autumn/Fall. I really dig how that weather feels during that period, and the leaf changing color thing is sick as fuck. That’s the season where ugly girls are overshadowed by girls who have any sense of style, and I can try my best to….flaunt my amazing personality. Yes, my personality is amazing. And yes, fuck you too.

New Year is coming up. 2kX is on it’s way! Are you excited? I am! I was hoping that the 2k series of games would call 2010 sports games 2kX, and they didn’t. That’s a shame. Right now I’m trying to figure out when someone is going to hop on one of my ideas and I can be pissed about it when I see it on tv. Terrible example, but here’s one: the Snuggie. My grandma saw a commercial for the god awful Snuggie and was like, I’ve been doing that for years! All it is is wearing a robe backwards!
Fucking backwards. It’s that simple. My grandma was pissssssssed. It was pretty funny.

Anyway, what’s up with resolutions for the year ahead? I had some written up, but I have already forgotten them…so let’s try again:
Firstly, I would like to have…website domination. If this blog could become a bit more popular, that would be sick. I guess that requires a bit more marketing or whatever, but that’s something I’m not interested in at all!
Secondly, I would enjoy going on a tour. A legit tour, not one like the one I went on with Darling Waste where I played no shows and sat cooped up in a basement in New York for 2 weeks, but one where I’m playing shows and having a good time. I hope that band never gets any sort of popularity or recognition. Terrible part of my life.
Thirdly, where the fuck you at Sierra!?!?!?!? You’re a resolution @SierraVE! Let’s work on that shit!

Whatever. My mind is fucked and I’m not used to a Mac enough to type/thing effectively. So have fun.

Hey guys, I know it’s been a while. If it hasn’t been a while, it at least feels like one. How’s everyone doing? I hope that this post can provide you with some entertainment.

First off, does anyone remember about 6 months ago when I posted about an event known as “Kulture Klash” that we have bi-annually in Charleston? Well, I’ll link you to it. It was in March, the post was titled Kulture Klash Makes Kash. I made a big deal about how fucking dope it was and all of that, and Kulture Klash 5, which I had dubbed #kkv, was recently. I’m gonna have to say that it was by no means as dope as the previous ones. This one was bike culture inspired and even though a few of my friends participated in it, it was still not awesome. There was a lot of good art around, but everything else was lacking. Some of my dj friends, The Bubblegut Brothers, and my good friend @JeffET (which is also his dj name), really put it down…but a lot of the other things going on were pretty whack. #kkv was about enthusiasts and not about your everyday person who thinks that art shows and djs are cool and that hipster girls are hot. So I’m gonna have to say that #kkv was NAWT rockin this year. Better luck next year. I will be attending.

Here’s something that’s hot, my band – @evaMMH8. We are actually playing a show this weekend with a lot of bands and we are all really stoked to do it. Come out if you want to see us in costumes and cover a nu-metal song. It’s gonna be a fun time! Here’s a flyer. Click on it for a link to the band’s MySpace page.

Another thing that’s HAWT is my good friend Eva, aka @sugalabeau. She’s been super awesome to me over the past few years, and she is….good looking as well. She helps me out with faking that I love L.A. and it’s fantastic. View her beauty for yourself:

And at this point in the post, I would like to apologize to whatever girls I’ve been flirting with lately and let you guys know that I will eventually leave you to be with @sugalabeau. Sorry…

Last HAWT thing is that I have a BlackBerry, Sandy Silverberry. The thing that’s NAWT about that is that I don’t have enough BlackBerry Messenger contacts. Here’s my PIN: 20A5A896

Other than that. I hope to see all of you soon. And if I’m sending you positive text messages, don’t be a cunt and not respond. I go out of my way for you, how about meeting me with a ‘thanks’ or something? Even a ’stop texting me’ would be suitable.