Country Grammar

Yo!

So I wrote about formspring the other day and I also was reminded of something else: either people lose all sorts of grammatical ability when they’re angry or swooned by some girl, or that 1 out of 2 people are idiots. When someone is like “You think your hot stuff, don’t you?”, I only answer that with, “What do I think my hot stuff does?”. I don’t understand why people are always giving me “hots” and “piece of shit”s and “ugly”s and “not an internet celebrity”s. I don’t want to have a “not an internet celebrity”. Sounds heavy. It’s really hard to hit on someone when you aren’t using proper grammar. Let’s step that up guys.

Another thing I’ve been really really stoked about lately is the coming of new cell phones. I don’t know if I’m supposed to be that guy who keeps getting new shit when it comes out or just constantly use what I have and then just wait it out and get what’s the hottest shit at my upgrade time. What are your thoughts on it? If someone is trying to stay on top of the game, should they always cop the new shit, or will being aware just be enough?

In case you guys were wondering, I still love Sierra Emerge. This year @sierrave is totally gonna get me into warped tour and we’re not going to miss each other like last year. Hit me up shawty! Here’s a picture that basically describes why she’s my favorite person I’ll never be able to develop a legitimate relationship with:

I call it Trierra. Just go ahead and hit me up whenever.

Anyway, you guys have fun. My band will have lots of new shirt designs, posters, and even booty shorts coming out soon!

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26 February

Tell Me A Secret

Hello everyone! How are things going? The weather has been especially nice here in SC over the past few days with temperatures in the middle 60s, so I’ve been…working, actually. Been working during the nice weather.

How have your resolutions that you started at the beginning of the year been going? I’ve been able to stay pretty on track this year, I’ve been making a lot of spreadsheets indicating things I want to do and how much I have reached them and whatnot. Writing things down, or in my case typing them out, makes things a lot easier to keep in mind because you have a physical reminder of what you’re actually trying to accomplish. I’m sure in you’re mind you’re thinking “typing it out won’t help at all because all you have to do is close the file, and if it’s out of sight, then it’s out of mind”, but it’s my desktop background. I switched my picture of Naruto Uzumaki out so that I could have goals. Just kidding, I’d never cover up Naruto.

Everyone has their favorite websites, whether it be youtube, twitter, facebook, or anything like that…and a new one that’s been popping up is this formspring nonsense. The essential point of formspring is that you can ask someone a question, any question, anonymously, and then they answer it to this anonymous person and it’s posted on their profile. Primarily this website is a tool for people to indirectly try and get with girls by anonymously telling them all of these awesome qualities or for people to basically send hate mail anonymously. Those are cool. Here’s some of my favorite questions I’ve received:
1. Ever stepped in dog shit, then brought it in the house all over the carpet?
2. Have you ever put a dogs poop in a brown bag; placed it on someones porch, lit it on fire, rang the bell & then ran?
3. Is your shit soft or hard?
4. Have you ever smelled one of your friends shits?
5. do you look at your shits before you flush?
6. Have you ever taken a picture of one of your shits then called a bunch of your friends to come look at it?
G. Your penis nearly split me in two last time we had sex. Why?
You see what I’m saying? It’s just like…I’m at the doctor. That’s probably how I would explain my personal formspring. It’s mostly where girls get called sluts and dudes get hated on. Lots of fun. Everyone should get one.
www.formspring.me
www.formspring.me/blackdave

So, there has been speculation of new MacBook Pro models rolling out soon, and I’m quite excited for that. My main purpose of buying a mac is so that I can screenshare with Taylor Stradling and steal pictures from her computer to post onto my website while she’s out doing her thing in SoFlo. In case you guys forgot, she’s beautiful. There’s everything but confirmation that the new Intel processors will be in the computers. The core series. I’m really stoked, it’ll make my band and my life better. I need iChat partners, so start dropping your screenames now so that I can build my repertoire up now. If you guys are interested in the new processors, called the core series…let me know. I’ll give you my basic explanation that I give people at work about it:
There’s a single core processor and a dual core processor, as we all know. So with the dual core, there’s straight up dual core which is 2 processors, and a simulated dual core which is one processor that acts as 2. The core series is 2, or even 4(for the upper core i5 and the core i7) of the simulated dual core processors, giving you 4 or 8-way processing.

My band is coming out with a few new shirt designs, as well as shorts for the ladiez soon. Also, we’re well in the process of writing for our next EP. We’re trying to just put out a lot of EPs so that we can cut out the filler and only provide you with hits. In case you guys are confused about anything I have said, please listen to our first EP in it’s entirety on our myspace, or feel free to purchase a physical copy from our online store:
myspace.com/evah8
eva.bigcartel.com

Here’s a small secret to one of my goals this year that I’ve been doing for the past few weeks. Something called “$2 Tuesdays” on this website called “The Blackmarkers”. Every tuesday, they put up a couple of things from their website up for $2, and you can purchase it at that price with the coupon code the provide on twitter. I’ve been doing it a lot lately. Hopefully not too many people jock me and get the OTHER shirt they post up. Haha. They have a lot of dope shit, don’t sleep on it.
www.theblackmarkers.com
@blackmarkers

Now that I’ve let out a few of my secrets, remember that they don’t make friends…and go make some friends.

PS – SkyEatsAirplane(STILL one word) is almost finished with the recording process of their new record, and I, for one, and stoked as fuck.
PPS – tell me a secret
PPPS – if you don’t listen to Trophy Scars, you’re a fool.

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22 February

Gimme!

Yo!

I know this has been going on for a while, but I am JUST getting into the idea of anti-Valentine’s celebration. It’s such an amazing idea to me. Even though I have nothing else witty to say about the holiday, I did want to show you these shoes that I’m super into. 2010 is going to be the year that I start wearing Supra shoes. Here’s a good beginning for me, hopefully:

These are called the Heartbreakers. I’m really stoked.

My friend JeffET, who’s mixtape I posted my last entry, has a website for his crew up. Electric-friends.com is the URL. One of these days I’ll be on the website too!

Lastly, I just want to remind you guys of the immense beauty that @tayallday possesses:

Alright. My band is playing tomorrow with a lot of other bands. Who you ask:
American Me, Endwell, CDC, Murderdeathkill, In Regret, and Path of Reprisal. Be there or be square.

AND ON THAT NOTE: goodbye.

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9 February

IStaysInvested

What’s going on?

I always wonder if the people I write about ever read my website. Like that last post about Sarah Silverman..I wonder if she sees it and is like, “I can’t believe this nigga pilfered a picture of me and put it online.” I guess I should have sent a direct message on twitter and just asked for n00dz? That could have resulted in success. She’s gotta have a smartphone. I’m waiting on the @ reply @SarahKSilverman. Tik Tok.

My friend who has been teaching me how to dj, JeffET, just came out with his first mixtape! If you like dance music with some disco mixed it, even if not, download it! If you workout and you’re not listening to 3 Doors Down since you’re not in the military or whatever, then bump this shit. It’s an hour long and I’m gonna post the whole shit up right here. If you don’t work out and are naturally beautiful or whatever the case may be, you can still cop it while you’re doing coke or whatever it is. It’s called “I Stays Invested”.
JeffET – I Stays Invested

Other than that, my band is playing a show this coming Wednesday. I’ll also inform you that I have presale tickets for half of the presale price, aka 5 dollars. Flyer:

5 Dollars.

Alright guys. Have fun.

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6 February

Valentine?

Hey guys. I just realized that Valentine’s Day is coming up. 2010 is my year, so this year…I’m taking Sarah Silverman out for dinner. Buying her a big ass Jewish ass teddy bear.

Big ass Jew ass teddy bear.
And dinner.
I’m hoping she’s gonna want to make out as well.

Good d8, amirite?

Peace.

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4 February