FREAKNIZZLE!

Yo! You know when you watch shows on adult swim and you’re like “damn this shit is gonna be low budget as fuck and there’s a 50% chance this shit’ll be funny”…? Well, Freaknik: The Musical is opposite. So fucking funny, so many cameos in it and everything. Amazing shit. Here’s a lit of people in it:
T-Pain, Andy Samberg, Snoop Dogg, Charlie Murphy, Kel Mitchell(FROM KENAN AND KEL!), Lil Wayne, Big Boi, DJ Pooh, George Clinton, Lil Jon, Kelis, Rick Ross, Cee-Lo, Bootsy Collins, DJ Drama, Mack Maine, and more! So many good people! SO MANY! Also, it’s so funny. Here’s a trailer:

Peace!

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9 March

LA Dodgers Paisley 59Fifty

Hey guys. I just am posting about this really awesome hat that I’ve found online. In accordance with my fake LA lifestyle, I would really love to purchase this super expensive Dodgers hat.

Everyone pitch in to buy me one!

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4 March

Why I Love Explosions in the Sky

Hey guys. Today, I’m going to tell you why I love the band Explosions in the Sky…in the form of a story.

Upon some strange twist of fate, Explosions in the Sky played in sunny, yet sometimes snowy, Charleston, South Carolina. On that day, they played a glorious set filled with many of my favorite tracks…and when it was time for an encore, they came out and declined by informing the audience that “It’s not them(referring to the venue), it’s us.” I’m very excited that not only did they give it their all during their set, but also refused to make us happy.

And that is why I love Explosions in the Sky.

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4 March

Country Grammar

Yo!

So I wrote about formspring the other day and I also was reminded of something else: either people lose all sorts of grammatical ability when they’re angry or swooned by some girl, or that 1 out of 2 people are idiots. When someone is like “You think your hot stuff, don’t you?”, I only answer that with, “What do I think my hot stuff does?”. I don’t understand why people are always giving me “hots” and “piece of shit”s and “ugly”s and “not an internet celebrity”s. I don’t want to have a “not an internet celebrity”. Sounds heavy. It’s really hard to hit on someone when you aren’t using proper grammar. Let’s step that up guys.

Another thing I’ve been really really stoked about lately is the coming of new cell phones. I don’t know if I’m supposed to be that guy who keeps getting new shit when it comes out or just constantly use what I have and then just wait it out and get what’s the hottest shit at my upgrade time. What are your thoughts on it? If someone is trying to stay on top of the game, should they always cop the new shit, or will being aware just be enough?

In case you guys were wondering, I still love Sierra Emerge. This year @sierrave is totally gonna get me into warped tour and we’re not going to miss each other like last year. Hit me up shawty! Here’s a picture that basically describes why she’s my favorite person I’ll never be able to develop a legitimate relationship with:

I call it Trierra. Just go ahead and hit me up whenever.

Anyway, you guys have fun. My band will have lots of new shirt designs, posters, and even booty shorts coming out soon!

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26 February

RAAAAAAAANDY + Dave Sitek – “AAAAAAAANGRY (with 8 As)

Hey guys. Raaaaaaaandy aka Aziz Ansari aka that Indian dude in Funny People who’s actually pretty funny and from the capital city of this fine state I’m from just released a track. Peep:
Raaaaaaaandy – Aaaaaaaangry

Amazing.

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23 February