So you know when you’re watching daytime tv on local channels and you see those random ass college commercials? Here’s a spoof of one that’s really really funny.

Bye.

Did you know that apparently the appropriate way to say 2010 is “twenty ten” and not “two thousand ten”? I like to say “two k x” or “two thousand ten”. Weird. I even write “2kX” on official documents. Yes, OFFICIAL ones…like leases and loans and shit. At the bank, they asked me what year it was, and I politely informed them that I’m clueless, but that I’m going to take a stab at it and say it’s the year of the goat. They weren’t amused. That’s alright though. People at work complain about me because I speak a foreign language. It’s not foreign, it’s called American. American is the best language, the only thing that’s fucked up about it is that everyone in this country speaks it, just not the same. Shit is pretty funny, you can get on the phone with someone and have no clue what they’re talking about but in English it’s the most basic shit ever. You know what I’m talking about.

So, let’s talk about some 2010 things poppin’ off. Firstly, my boy Carlos, aka Gran’, is going to putting out his first real mixtape next month. It’s gonna be pretty good. Kid’s really good at what he does and is driven to make the shit happen. Anyway, shit is called “Gran’ Opening” and, in normal mixtape fashion, it’s a mix of him over beats of other songs and some original tracks as well. I’ve heard a good bit of it already and it’s hot. Find him on MySpace and on Facebook(click the word for links) Here’s the intro track for you guys, and a peek at the album cover:

Gran’ – Gran’ Opening(Presale)

Secondly! SECONDFUCKINGLY! The best band in the sunny state of South Carolina, known to you by 3 letters, E, V, and A, has finally received the physical copy of their EP, known as the Manfiest DestinE.P. We’ve placed it online so that you guys can purchase them through those means. Here’s what the cover looks like and one of our songs, called “All Girls Are Sluts”. If you click the cover, it’ll take you to our online shop:

E.V.A. – All Girls Are Sluts

Thirdly, and I suppose lastly, I’m going to try and do all sorts of cool shit to my website throughout the year. I need a new theme and favicon for starters. I’ll work on that favicon probably tonight. Hopefully I can come out with something awesome.

Did you guys hear about that crazy earthquake in Haiti? Like a 7 on the Richter scale or some shit. Decimated the place, apparently. I heard that America is thinking about bringing some of those people over here. I say thee NAY! Haitians are crazy as fuck, and that’s word. I have a hard enough time understanding America as is, as well.

A few more things before I depart: @officialKat is awesome, Jersey Shore is the most addicting show of 2010, SierrEmerge is probably gonna date me soon(don’t ask questions).

Alright. Later.

PS – There’s this new anonymous question answer thing called formspring on the internet right now. I’ve got an account, and I, of course, was an OG to it: CLICK HERE to ask me anything you want without me knowing who you are. It’s a beautiful thing. I answer ALL questions, too.

I know I’m always posting bullshit, but I think I’m going to post something worth talking about today. I know I’m always talking about how I love Trophy Scars and whatnot….well, the other day, I acquired some old shit, and it’s so good! Another thing that is really good is Frito’s. Only the regular kind though, the flavors suck pretty hard.

Lately, I’ve been trying to hang out with some people, especially people on the female persuasion, and they, for some reason, always give out a pretty similar excuse. They’re all too busy. Too busy with school, too busy with life, work, supporting themselves, and everything the fuck else. I’m not sure if they’re making an excuse, and if you are making an excuse and don’t want to tell me, just say “I’m really not interested in hanging out, Dave”, or something similar. I can take it. Niggas have been calling me a creep for years. The point of this preface is for me to state my confusion with the idea of people being too busy to have friends. In my mind, you can achieve anything you want, be whatever or whoever you want to be, and still be able to enjoy the little things. What’s blowing me right now is how these people don’t even have time for their best friends or girlfriends/boyfriends anymore. All I want to know is what kind of goals are you trying to achieve that actually leave you friendless? At the end of the day, is that what you want? “The road was hard, unpaved even, and I lost a lot of friends along the way, but it was worth it.” Maybe I value friendship too much, or maybe it’s not irrational for someone to want to take a small break from the world to have another person tell them a few jokes and eat a god damn burrito. I didn’t know success was worth the loss.  For everyone who doesn’t like me, I know you’re like “Stop whining, you’re a pussy, a creep, and girls hate you”, and I just want to tell you that you probably need to reevaluate your life.

I was way ready to post Ophira videos from their show last week, but I can’t embed it. Their loss:

http://www.youtube.com/user/OphiraBand

Go check it out. The intro is so good.

I guess I should post a picture:

I love @SierraVE no matter what team she’s on. If you guys have been thinking I haven’t been showing her love lately, fear not! Love is shown on all accords!