BlackDave.org – Divide and Conquer

Hey everyone.

I know I don’t update much, and I would love to say I’ve been busy, but we all know I haven’t been. I will tell you some things I’ve been doing though. But first, how are you? Feel free to answer to yourself or leave me a comment.

The other day, I out of nowhere purchased a url and decided that I was going to start making stuff to sell. What sorts of things I don’t really know yet, but I do hope to have stickers soon. They’re going to say “whoisblackdave?” and will have a link to said website, which is: http://www.itsthecomeback.com. Feel free to visit. Did I mention that those stickers I just talked about were free? Go to the website for instructions on how to acquire. Also, if you haven’t figured it out, which you may not have…I’m calling this venture “thecomeback!”, with the exclamation point included.
Since I’ll be making something random like iPod cases or iPhone bumpers or something, you guys should give me money to fund that. There’s a donate button on the right side. If you guys don’t, it’ll just take longer me for me to make stuff.

I’m currently listening to the new VersaErmerge CD and it’s pretty good. It’s called “Fixed At Zero” and hits the streets June 22. Everyone knows I’ve been a super hard Sierra supporter for the past 2 years and she’s still putting in work even though her band is like half of the people it was since the first time I met her. In case all of you guys forgot about how beautiful she is, I did come prepared with a picture, in normal blkd.org fashion:

2kX isn’t over and warped tour starts in less than two weeks, so this summer would be a prime time for me to achieve my resolution to kiss her. Pics or it didn’t happen, I know.

Don’t worry guys, I got this.

Speaking of bands, people have been asking about my band, hardcore superstars E.V.A, and I would like to inform you that we are still putting in work. Not too much else I can really tell you, we’re working on some new songs, as bands sometimes do…and will be playing shows soon, as bands sometimes do. Don’t have many more details. I’ll tease you with a picture or something?

New EP by the end of 2010, get out of my dreads about this shit.

Sometimes when I write I don’t feel like I give people a life update. This sort of told you shit about my life. Hope you enjoyed.

LATER!

PS – Drake’s new album came out yesterday. Buy it ASAP, the first week is important to commercial artists for some reason. Here’s a video of the guys with the clothing company ‘Crooks & Castles’ buying out his shit at a Best Buy:

Thank them later Drizzy

First thing’s first. I can’t look at this picture without laughing. Really hard:

Alright! Now that that’s all finished, let’s talk about something else. Do you guys remember when I was really excited about Oceana getting back together and whatnot? I really like using the word whatnot. Well, I managed to cop their new EP. If you’re a fan of prebreakup Oceana, you’ll be really disappointed, but you may still enjoy this music. Also, if you did not like old Oceana, you may enjoy this a lot. I love how Rise Records bands either get softer or change labels. It’s a lot more music focused than vocals in this album. The lyrics are worth a damn though. Here’s a song called “Barracuda, Capital of the World”:
Oceana- Barracuda, Capital of the World

I’m also really into just hopping on to the train of random websites the moment I hear about them:

I remember getting my G1, Bruno the G Uno, and people not being too stoked about it. Did you guys hear in the news today that android phones are outselling iPhones? That’s right mother fuckers…more than iPhones. I was on the android train first. Front row. Is that a good row to be in? How about that I was the first one to pick my seat? I’m with that.

Other random websites I have adopted, whether early or late:(feel free to click and join up):
flavors.me/blackdave
foursquare.com//blackdave
virb.com/blackdave
blackdave.tumblr.com
formspring.me/blackdave
myspace.com/blackdave
twitter.com/blackdave
facebook.com/blackdave
artst.com/blackdave
last.fm/davonecurry

Early adoption is what the fuck is up.

PS – If you can’t get enough of me, then look at my tumblr: CLICK HERE!

Yo!

So I wrote about formspring the other day and I also was reminded of something else: either people lose all sorts of grammatical ability when they’re angry or swooned by some girl, or that 1 out of 2 people are idiots. When someone is like “You think your hot stuff, don’t you?”, I only answer that with, “What do I think my hot stuff does?”. I don’t understand why people are always giving me “hots” and “piece of shit”s and “ugly”s and “not an internet celebrity”s. I don’t want to have a “not an internet celebrity”. Sounds heavy. It’s really hard to hit on someone when you aren’t using proper grammar. Let’s step that up guys.

Another thing I’ve been really really stoked about lately is the coming of new cell phones. I don’t know if I’m supposed to be that guy who keeps getting new shit when it comes out or just constantly use what I have and then just wait it out and get what’s the hottest shit at my upgrade time. What are your thoughts on it? If someone is trying to stay on top of the game, should they always cop the new shit, or will being aware just be enough?

In case you guys were wondering, I still love Sierra Emerge. This year @sierrave is totally gonna get me into warped tour and we’re not going to miss each other like last year. Hit me up shawty! Here’s a picture that basically describes why she’s my favorite person I’ll never be able to develop a legitimate relationship with:

I call it Trierra. Just go ahead and hit me up whenever.

Anyway, you guys have fun. My band will have lots of new shirt designs, posters, and even booty shorts coming out soon!

1. Why do white people love Bob Marley? He hates you.
2. I should have been off from work on Monday(MLK Day). I heard it’s a national day of service. I could have served my community by not committing crimes from my bed. They should make a national pull up your pants, your president is black day to go hand in hand.
3. I have a voicemail?
4. This song isn’t all that good, but that intro gets me everytime. Enter Shikari – Solidarity. By the way, Enter Shikari is one of my favorite bands. I want to write about Common Dreads pretty soon.
5. That phrase “smh” that I see black girls and white girls who don’t think I’m “black enough” using apparently stands for “shakes my head”. Is there a way I can change that to “so much hate” instead? It’s always perfectly interchangeable.
666.

Bye.

Hey guys.

Did you know that apparently the appropriate way to say 2010 is “twenty ten” and not “two thousand ten”? I like to say “two k x” or “two thousand ten”. Weird. I even write “2kX” on official documents. Yes, OFFICIAL ones…like leases and loans and shit. At the bank, they asked me what year it was, and I politely informed them that I’m clueless, but that I’m going to take a stab at it and say it’s the year of the goat. They weren’t amused. That’s alright though. People at work complain about me because I speak a foreign language. It’s not foreign, it’s called American. American is the best language, the only thing that’s fucked up about it is that everyone in this country speaks it, just not the same. Shit is pretty funny, you can get on the phone with someone and have no clue what they’re talking about but in English it’s the most basic shit ever. You know what I’m talking about.

So, let’s talk about some 2010 things poppin’ off. Firstly, my boy Carlos, aka Gran’, is going to putting out his first real mixtape next month. It’s gonna be pretty good. Kid’s really good at what he does and is driven to make the shit happen. Anyway, shit is called “Gran’ Opening” and, in normal mixtape fashion, it’s a mix of him over beats of other songs and some original tracks as well. I’ve heard a good bit of it already and it’s hot. Find him on MySpace and on Facebook(click the word for links) Here’s the intro track for you guys, and a peek at the album cover:

Gran’ – Gran’ Opening(Presale)

Secondly! SECONDFUCKINGLY! The best band in the sunny state of South Carolina, known to you by 3 letters, E, V, and A, has finally received the physical copy of their EP, known as the Manfiest DestinE.P. We’ve placed it online so that you guys can purchase them through those means. Here’s what the cover looks like and one of our songs, called “All Girls Are Sluts”. If you click the cover, it’ll take you to our online shop:

E.V.A. – All Girls Are Sluts

Thirdly, and I suppose lastly, I’m going to try and do all sorts of cool shit to my website throughout the year. I need a new theme and favicon for starters. I’ll work on that favicon probably tonight. Hopefully I can come out with something awesome.

Did you guys hear about that crazy earthquake in Haiti? Like a 7 on the Richter scale or some shit. Decimated the place, apparently. I heard that America is thinking about bringing some of those people over here. I say thee NAY! Haitians are crazy as fuck, and that’s word. I have a hard enough time understanding America as is, as well.

A few more things before I depart: @officialKat is awesome, Jersey Shore is the most addicting show of 2010, SierrEmerge is probably gonna date me soon(don’t ask questions).

Alright. Later.

PS – There’s this new anonymous question answer thing called formspring on the internet right now. I’ve got an account, and I, of course, was an OG to it: CLICK HERE to ask me anything you want without me knowing who you are. It’s a beautiful thing. I answer ALL questions, too.