BlackDave.org – Divide and Conquer

Hey guys. Nothing long today, just a few questions.

1) Why do Mexicans dress like cowboys? Cowboys don’t dress like cowboys, but Mexicans think it’s okay?
2) Yesterday I preferred one Ophira song over the other and it has changed today. Has this happened to you before?
3) How many more times is Thick As Blood going to come to Charleston?
4) Where da hoes at?
5) I wanna know where the gold at. Can someone lead me to that? Hopefully this leprechaun can.

6) Why the fuck am I such a rockstar?
7) No matter what, we can all agree that Yeezy isn’t a gay fish. Agreed?
H) Why the fuck isn’t @sierrve following me on twitter?