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Hey guys.

Did you know that apparently the appropriate way to say 2010 is “twenty ten” and not “two thousand ten”? I like to say “two k x” or “two thousand ten”. Weird. I even write “2kX” on official documents. Yes, OFFICIAL ones…like leases and loans and shit. At the bank, they asked me what year it was, and I politely informed them that I’m clueless, but that I’m going to take a stab at it and say it’s the year of the goat. They weren’t amused. That’s alright though. People at work complain about me because I speak a foreign language. It’s not foreign, it’s called American. American is the best language, the only thing that’s fucked up about it is that everyone in this country speaks it, just not the same. Shit is pretty funny, you can get on the phone with someone and have no clue what they’re talking about but in English it’s the most basic shit ever. You know what I’m talking about.

So, let’s talk about some 2010 things poppin’ off. Firstly, my boy Carlos, aka Gran’, is going to putting out his first real mixtape next month. It’s gonna be pretty good. Kid’s really good at what he does and is driven to make the shit happen. Anyway, shit is called “Gran’ Opening” and, in normal mixtape fashion, it’s a mix of him over beats of other songs and some original tracks as well. I’ve heard a good bit of it already and it’s hot. Find him on MySpace and on Facebook(click the word for links) Here’s the intro track for you guys, and a peek at the album cover:

Gran’ – Gran’ Opening(Presale)

Secondly! SECONDFUCKINGLY! The best band in the sunny state of South Carolina, known to you by 3 letters, E, V, and A, has finally received the physical copy of their EP, known as the Manfiest DestinE.P. We’ve placed it online so that you guys can purchase them through those means. Here’s what the cover looks like and one of our songs, called “All Girls Are Sluts”. If you click the cover, it’ll take you to our online shop:

E.V.A. – All Girls Are Sluts

Thirdly, and I suppose lastly, I’m going to try and do all sorts of cool shit to my website throughout the year. I need a new theme and favicon for starters. I’ll work on that favicon probably tonight. Hopefully I can come out with something awesome.

Did you guys hear about that crazy earthquake in Haiti? Like a 7 on the Richter scale or some shit. Decimated the place, apparently. I heard that America is thinking about bringing some of those people over here. I say thee NAY! Haitians are crazy as fuck, and that’s word. I have a hard enough time understanding America as is, as well.

A few more things before I depart: @officialKat is awesome, Jersey Shore is the most addicting show of 2010, SierrEmerge is probably gonna date me soon(don’t ask questions).

Alright. Later.

PS – There’s this new anonymous question answer thing called formspring on the internet right now. I’ve got an account, and I, of course, was an OG to it: CLICK HERE to ask me anything you want without me knowing who you are. It’s a beautiful thing. I answer ALL questions, too.

Hey guys.

Do you take all of this shit I say seriously? I remember once a dude asked me on MySpace if I was dating SierraEmerge. As awesome as that would be, it was pretty funny to me that a dude would ask me that based on a MySpace profile and a WordPress blog. I mean, I mean a lot of this shit that I say, but I say it in a joking way, and a ton of people don’t take me seriously. Obviously with reason, so when people take me seriously, it tickles me.

Tomorrow is the last day of 2010. I hope all of you guys have come up with a good resolution for the year ahead. I like to come up with a list. I feel like I could potentially be more productive if I do that. My main resolution this year is to think that less girls are hot. I know you’re like “this must be one of those times that I can’t take you seriously”, but do it. Take me to this mindset you have known as serious. Actually, I’m already there. You meet me. So who’s gonna be hot to me next year, you ask…? The answer is simple. Models, slutty girls, Taylor Stradling and Sierra. Slutty girls aren’t necessarily hot, they’re just slutty and for some reason that’s okay. And y’all niggas are gonna come at me now saying that you hate sluts and shit, but how did they get there? HOW!? Okay.

Some other miscellaneous goals for 2010: do vocals for a band, buy DJ equipment(Technics 1200/1210 decks, sweet mixer, maybe Serato), win a trivia night, record another band’s demo, find a better job than Best Buy(which is a great place to work, no kidding), and listen to more music. I always forget how much I love music until it’s time for something like this, where I am trying to figure out the shit that I want for myself. Speaking of wanting shit for myself, I’m adding a car to this list.

I want to say more serious shit, but I’m running out of it. Do you guys think I would be good at stand up? This question is primarily geared toward people who actually know me. I know I often say offensive shit and that my mind isn’t always in order, but when it is, I can be pretty on point! Tis a promise!

Anyway, I guess I’ll end this post by posting every place you can find me on the internet if I can recall them all:

myspace – myspace.com/blackdave

fbook – facebook.com/blackdave

twitter- @blackdave

last.fm – last.fm/users/davonecurry

virb – virb.com/blackdave

pandora – pandora.com/people/davonecurry

tumblr – blackdave.tumblr.com

PS – a lot of my friends are doing cool music shit. next post, I’ll throw it up.