First off, does anyone remember about 6 months ago when I posted about an event known as “Kulture Klash” that we have bi-annually in Charleston? Well, I’ll link you to it. It was in March, the post was titled Kulture Klash Makes Kash. I made a big deal about how fucking dope it was and all of that, and Kulture Klash 5, which I had dubbed #kkv, was recently. I’m gonna have to say that it was by no means as dope as the previous ones. This one was bike culture inspired and even though a few of my friends participated in it, it was still not awesome. There was a lot of good art around, but everything else was lacking. Some of my dj friends, The Bubblegut Brothers, and my good friend @JeffET (which is also his dj name), really put it down…but a lot of the other things going on were pretty whack. #kkv was about enthusiasts and not about your everyday person who thinks that art shows and djs are cool and that hipster girls are hot. So I’m gonna have to say that #kkv was NAWT rockin this year. Better luck next year. I will be attending.

Here’s something that’s hot, my band – @evaMMH8. We are actually playing a show this weekend with a lot of bands and we are all really stoked to do it. Come out if you want to see us in costumes and cover a nu-metal song. It’s gonna be a fun time! Here’s a flyer. Click on it for a link to the band’s MySpace page.

Another thing that’s HAWT is my good friend Eva, aka @sugalabeau. She’s been super awesome to me over the past few years, and she is….good looking as well. She helps me out with faking that I love L.A. and it’s fantastic. View her beauty for yourself:

And at this point in the post, I would like to apologize to whatever girls I’ve been flirting with lately and let you guys know that I will eventually leave you to be with @sugalabeau. Sorry…

Last HAWT thing is that I have a BlackBerry, Sandy Silverberry. The thing that’s NAWT about that is that I don’t have enough BlackBerry Messenger contacts. Here’s my PIN: 20A5A896

Other than that. I hope to see all of you soon. And if I’m sending you positive text messages, don’t be a cunt and not respond. I go out of my way for you, how about meeting me with a ‘thanks’ or something? Even a ‘stop texting me’ would be suitable.