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Blackberry OS 6 video!

If you have a newer Blackberry get excited!
If you have a Blackberry at all, add me on bbm: 20A5A896.

Later

Hey guys, I know it’s been a while. If it hasn’t been a while, it at least feels like one. How’s everyone doing? I hope that this post can provide you with some entertainment.

First off, does anyone remember about 6 months ago when I posted about an event known as “Kulture Klash” that we have bi-annually in Charleston? Well, I’ll link you to it. It was in March, the post was titled Kulture Klash Makes Kash. I made a big deal about how fucking dope it was and all of that, and Kulture Klash 5, which I had dubbed #kkv, was recently. I’m gonna have to say that it was by no means as dope as the previous ones. This one was bike culture inspired and even though a few of my friends participated in it, it was still not awesome. There was a lot of good art around, but everything else was lacking. Some of my dj friends, The Bubblegut Brothers, and my good friend @JeffET (which is also his dj name), really put it down…but a lot of the other things going on were pretty whack. #kkv was about enthusiasts and not about your everyday person who thinks that art shows and djs are cool and that hipster girls are hot. So I’m gonna have to say that #kkv was NAWT rockin this year. Better luck next year. I will be attending.

Here’s something that’s hot, my band – @evaMMH8. We are actually playing a show this weekend with a lot of bands and we are all really stoked to do it. Come out if you want to see us in costumes and cover a nu-metal song. It’s gonna be a fun time! Here’s a flyer. Click on it for a link to the band’s MySpace page.

Another thing that’s HAWT is my good friend Eva, aka @sugalabeau. She’s been super awesome to me over the past few years, and she is….good looking as well. She helps me out with faking that I love L.A. and it’s fantastic. View her beauty for yourself:

And at this point in the post, I would like to apologize to whatever girls I’ve been flirting with lately and let you guys know that I will eventually leave you to be with @sugalabeau. Sorry…

Last HAWT thing is that I have a BlackBerry, Sandy Silverberry. The thing that’s NAWT about that is that I don’t have enough BlackBerry Messenger contacts. Here’s my PIN: 20A5A896

Other than that. I hope to see all of you soon. And if I’m sending you positive text messages, don’t be a cunt and not respond. I go out of my way for you, how about meeting me with a ‘thanks’ or something? Even a ‘stop texting me’ would be suitable.

Good morrow all!

Wanted to make just say a couple of things. I have a new layout. I hope that you like it. I think it’s awesome.

I also promised that on this post that I would post up a new Sierra pic.

Another new thing is that you should be able to read this on your android phone or iPhone. By read, I mean there’s a special format for it. I also heard it works for the BlackBerry Storm as well. Give it a shot and let me know what you think.

I think I’m going to take a nap before I don’t go to the Emmure show tonight.

If you have twitter, 2 things:
1. Follow me and my band @BlackDave & @EVAmmh8
2. RT: @SierraVE needs to follow @BlackDave

Did you guys hear that the other day I got a Blackberry. I named it CherryBerry, aka CherrBerr.
I also still have Bruno, my T-Mobile G1. So, I have two phones.

Why do you have two phones, you ask?I merely have one simple answer for this: I’m unsure…but I do!

Long story short, I want to tell you about some of my favorite android apps.
1. Aki Hoshino: You know that Asian girl I will post on my MySpace in the “Who I’d Like To Meet” and sometimes on this site? She has an app dedicated to pictures of her. Sure I never use it, but if I ever wanted to look at something I think is hot…it’s right there. Haha.
2. aTweet: I know you guys are like “They call it aTweet, like iPhone applications”…and you are exactly right! Nothing sarcastic for me to say about that, because seriously…no one is creative anymore. Not even I, your ringleader, Black Dave! This is a twitter app, by the way.
3. Yo Dawg!: It’s the funniest shit ever.
4-10. There’s some other random shit, but those are the only ones that really matter right now.

Coming soon, I will be purchasing two new phones, a Blackberry for T-Mobile and the HTC Hero, which is coming out on Sprint next month. At that time, I will have two new names for my phones. I’m thinking Hiro for the HTC phone…and I have nothing for the new BB. Will be worked out soon.

How you doin? Leave me your answer in a comment. I will reply.

Hey guys.

I have a lot of shit that I’ve been meaning to say, and…sadly, I’ve kept procrastinating and have forgotten everything that I was supposed to write, except one thing. So this post is basically going to be all improvised.

My band, E.V.A. (link attached), is playing a show tonight at The New Brookland Tavern, located in sunny Columbia, South Carolina. Let me tell you a few things about Columbia:
1. I love going to New Brookland
2. I hate the kids in Columbia who go to shows
3. USC has many much hot girls.

I know you’re like, “How can you love NBT if you hate everyone there?”, and I pose one question in rebuttal:
How can you breathe the same air as someone you hate probably more than I just dislike the kids I see standing on the floor in front of me while I’m trying to remember how to play my band’s songs?

The simplified version of this is, “How can you even breathe?”
I’ll wait why you think of an answer. I’m not a very hateful person, I love everyone, even if I don’t necessarily like them. So, everyone who comes to my shows, and everyone who doesn’t…it’s all love. I’d prefer if y’all niggas came, though.

So it looks like Summer is over. This past week we had some pretty Autumn…esque weather. It was sick as fuck! It makes me want to uhh…be glad that butterface season is almost over. Rule of thumb, when September comes up in the south, it’s time for you guys to secure your man! The motto of September is “Secure your man!” Hopefully every butterfaced girl who is actually worth a shit has a dude who is actually worth a shit.

Speaking of New Brookland Tavern, I saw Vanna there the other day. They have a new vocalist. His name is Davey. He has this bird that looks like the Twitter bird tattooed on his back…twice. He has the twitter bird tattooed on his back twice. That’s two times. Like the equivalent of my friend Laura Boyd’s tats around her titties. I’m gonna pilfer a picture from her MySpace or Facebook or something in just a second. Long story short, add Vanna to my disappointment list. Davey’s a terrible vocalist and I actually CAN wait to hear their next album. A New Hope is apparently the end of Vanna’s hot streak.

I bought a BlackBerry the other day. It’s a Curve 8330. It’s red. I’m going to get that shit custom plated. I would like to live a custom plated life if at all possible. If I could transform into a robot like Michael Jackson in “Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker”, then I’d be set. It appears that no one cares about MJ being a suspected child molester now that he has passed. I hope the dudes on “To Catch A Predator” are that lucky. After they get beaten to death in jail by dudes that they all have a change of heart like, “Damn, he actually had great qualities below that creepy exterior.” I don’t know how that works. No one’s caught me molesting kids yet, so I can’t speak on it. TMI? Probably. The moral of this paragraph is that I wanted to tell you my BlackBerry pin.
HERE’S MY BLACKBERRY PIN: 30A3C43B

If I can offer up a few albums to listen to for you guys once again, here’s a couple:
1. Dance Gavin Dance put out two albums this year, they’re both so fucking good. I remember talking about one when it was streaming on SmartPunk or something. They came out with another album since then, and it’s super super good. It’s called ‘Happiness’.
2. Blueprint 3? I haven’t listened to it yet, but Jay-Z is never too bad. He CAN be bad though.
3. I can also tell you not to listen to the Four Year Strong 90′s cover album. While I was peeping it with Rainbro the other day, I said, “I can see why I would definitely hate this band.” And…I definitely do.

I have a job now. I buy things now.
Isn’t that cool? Probably. I think so.

And to end this post, a picture of my friend Laura. She’s super pretty, but she used to be quite a bit more awesome in her previous years. Still not a bad person though. This is a girl who has no trouble securing her man during any time of the year.