Heroes and Villains
Hey guys.
I have some awesome news for people who have been under a rock for the past month or so:
Heroes season 4 has begun! So if you haven’t caught up or want to go into the season refreshed, make sure to go to Best Buy(yes, Best Buy), and cop the previous seasons. Then go and watch the episodes online until you’re caught up. It’s a show I highly recommend to niggas. All niggas everywhere! Bigga niggas, lil niggas, real niggas, pussy ass niggas…niggas of every shape and size! Get on it, watch heroes! Sorry, no black people though…the only black person on the show died. The show started and he was in jail for doing some gangsta shit, and then he died. I’m just gonna leave it at that.
My band is playing this Saturday at good ol’ Weekend’s Pub in Goose Creek. What a lame name for a creek. Goose. Fuck that place. Haha. Apartments are cheap as fuck though, I used to live out there. I lived with a kid who bought a car from a drug dealer…or gave a drug dealer a lot of money in hopes to receive a car. I also heard his girlfriend was fucking the dude. Drug dealers always get hooked up with that situation. I wonder if girls know that they don’t have to fuck dudes to get drugs? Probably not.
It’s always funny when I look back on a paragraph and notice how nonsensical the shit I’m writing is. I’ll start talking about my band, which is a fantastic entity, and end up talking about drugs or girls, which both aren’t fantastic entities…and it’s pretty funny. I used to want to do stand up comedy, ya know? It takes a serious amount of balls, and a serious amount of intelligence(or something) to write a good routine. I never remembered to write anything down or retain anything funny I said in my mind, so here I am writing a blog that I hope tickles some pickles instead.
I really hate when girls ask me:
1. You know Josh Keith?
I really hate when dudes ask me:
2. You know Ryan Ashley?
I would like to answer these questions here in this open forum. Yes, I know Josh, and we are friends, but if you’re going to tell me about how you made out with him once or how you’re thinking about it, please don’t. I don’t care. He’s dating my ex-girlfriend(who is way the fuck hot, but not an awesome person at all), and I guess he thinks I’m mad about it and spent a long time trying to make sure I wasn’t mad. Thanks a lot for being friendly about it, but I’m not your dad. As for the first question: I don’t know Ryan Ashley, but I do in fact know Ryan Rickard. Do you guys really know people with the last name Ashley to argue this point with me? I mean….seriously? Someone with the last name Ashley? Get the fuck out.
I said first instead of second? You thought I didn’t catch that?
Oh yeah, Emmure is playing this week in Charleston? Fight them, I will not try to do. But they do suck…and that’s enough for me.
Does anyone have any new music to recommend to me? I really hope so.
Later.
PS – New Sierra pic next post. Promise.