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Hey.

It’s the first day of November. How exciting, right? I’m excited. November is legit as fuck. Every month is, really…except August. No holidays. My birthday though is in August, though. I’m super down with September-November because of the weather. I’m down with being cold and then getting hot and then doing it again, and every Sunday being cool and breezy. That’s Charleston weather. High of 80, low of 45, and 70 all day on Sunday with a decent breeze. Who the fuck wouldn’t like that? People who get sick, I guess…..

Speaking of being sick, are people seriously still getting the swine flu still? Can I call it that? Is my shit gonna get censored to say “H1N1″? That’d be lame. But basically, fuck y’all….swine flu is stupid and everyone who has it should know how the fuck to avoid it by now. I know you’re like, “Damn Dave, you’re harsh.” That’s fine.

Halloween was last night. It should be called, all girls should dress slutty and all dudes drink themselves into a coma and ugly girls stay home…day. Because all of those things should be in effect. Charleston in general is littered with many a fine female, and many a keg drinkin male, but some people….some people!…just aren’t as in those demographics as others. And I don’t hate you guys, dressing slutty just isn’t in your cards.

I guess I can start shamelessly promoting my 2 shows I have coming up. Firstly, FIRSTLY! November 14th! EVA is puttin’ it down at The Oasis in good ol’ James Island!!!!!!! JAMES ISLAND! THE OASIS! NOVEMEBER 14th! EVA! We’re playing with Ophira for their first show, and In Regret, this super legit hardcore band from Columbia, SC. Atop that, we are also playing with a new Charleston band called Cavalry who I can’t say anything about because I’ve never listened to them. I guess the bands that matter or whatever you wanna call it, the reason for such a great lineup for a show, are Asking Alexandria(who I’ve also never heard) and For The Fallen Dreams. So, come out and fucking mosh and watch me fight someone.

OH, and by the by, I purchased myself a new BlackBerry. Her name is Sandy Silverberry. Her pin number, which is also located on my sidebar is: 20A5A896. So think of this as a Bye-bye to Bruno and a Hello to Hiro and a Salutations to Sandy!

At the end of today, I want everyone to remember that it’s fucking November and none of the shit you do today will matter in December, so have fucking fun.

Peace.

PS – if you listen to hardcore and live in South Carolina, go here and sign up: www.southcarolinahardcore.com

PPS – new Taylor and/or Sierra pics coming up soon. I know you both read my shit, so this is me continuing to profess my love for both of you. Sadly though, first come, first serve!

Hey.

Halloween was recently. I’m sure you’re all wondering what my soon to be girlfriend Sierra was dressed up as, right? Don’t act like you weren’t.

She was Amy Winehouse.

…and that is why EVA is probably the best band ever.

http://www.myspace.com/evah8

http://www.myspace.com/versaemerge

Yesterday, I received a grand total of 16 views. How awesome are you 16 going to feel for being OG viewers of my blog when this shit blows up? It’s only inevitable that I say something profound and kids are all about seeing me rant about random things.

Speaking of inevatibility, I saw “Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist” today. Let me tell give you a few insights:
1) I dare Michael Cera, the guy who plays Nick, to make a movie outside of being a sensitive musician dude. I fucking dare him. You know what would be sick? Die Hard 5 starring Michael Cera.
2) I further dare Michael Cera to be my best friend. Maybe one day he’ll google himself and see how many times he came up in this blog and want to call me.
C) I tried so hard the whole movie to make Kat Dennings, the girl who played Norah, ugly. At first I was like…”she’s not supposed to be that super hot girl”, but she was, and it broke my heart. So…
4) I have a dare for you, Kat Dennings. I’m a 21 year old black musician. Let’s go on a date. I’ll fly to LA or wherever you are. We can even make a fucking game show out of it.
“America’s Next Top Date Kat Dennings”. I’ll fight mad niggas. Fuck, I’ll even fight that dude Vincent who I’ll talk about later.
5) I dare any nigga to tell me that movie was bad. Any nigga!
6) I’d be sad if I missed Where’s Fluffy because I didn’t want to walk onto some random nigga’s roof. But I guess that’s the difference between NYC and…..Charleston. Roofs belong to the public.

Speaking of niggas, what are you going to be for Halloween? Please tell me it’s the sexy (insert job you’d never actually do). Sexy racecar driver? No helmet? You can’t wear a helmet and be sexy? Tell me safe ain’t sexy. I know the sexy cop doesn’t wear a bulletproof vest. I want a sexy robber to shoot a sexy cop and tell me how that ends up.

Speaking of robbers, please tell me you’re watching Heroes on NBC. Actually, don’t tell me. Just watch it. Comes on tomorrow night. You got mad catching up to do. Only about 38 episodes. They’re about 42 minutes a piece. Don’t hurt yourself though. I did it in about a week with the help of Rainbro.
LINK DROP! http://rainbro.wordpress.com/

And to conlude my post today, you’re gonna read this and go “1, 2, C, 4, 5, 6?”, and I’m going to hate you forever. I think I said some more important things than that.