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Hey guys. It’s Kat Denning’s birthday today. She’s turning 24.
I love her, and the summer isn’t over. What’s that mean, you wonder?
Figure it out. She’s gonna be in Thor, as well.

Yo! What’s poppin!? I’m keeping this short, but I’m putting a ton of shit in this.

Firstly! I’ve apparently mastered the Sierra Emerge lurk. This year though, I’m gonna be her date for at least one day of Warped Tour this year. You just go ahead and text me or whatever it is that you do to communicate with the cute boys(that’s me) while you’re out all busy and shit. I saw you were in AP shawty. Lookin right!

Second! SkyEatsAirplane put out a new EP and it’s really good. It’s called “The Sound of Symmetry” and I pilfered a track to put on here for you to listen to/download.
SkyEatsAirplane – The Sound of Symmetry

Part C! Beamer Benz or Bentley is such a good song. On Fabolous’ mixtape with DJ Drama aka Barack O’Drama…the track is present. Here it is, also for listen/download.
Fabolous – Beamer Benz or Bentley feat Juelz Santana

LASTLY! Ophira broke up, but I like the instrumentals for their songs. Here’s one:
Ophira – Teachings(Instrumental)

SO MUCH MEDIA! PEACE!

P.S – Summer goals: Make out with @SierraVE, @TayAllDay, & @OfficialKat…and then promptly commit suicide. A nigga can’t get any higher than that, so time to die! At least, a nigga like me can’t get higher…since I don’t get high and all…

Yo! I just wanted to reinform all of you that I love the fuckshit out of Kat Dennings!
I just watched a video with a Mindless Self Indulgence song in the background about how hot she was. It made me laugh. It informed me that KDen is the next hottest person to Angelina Jolie. OPINIONS! All opinions! Whenever you read this Kat, you just click the “call me” button on the sidebar so we can set up our first date.

YES! Bye!

In 2010, I’m gonna secure a date with @officialkat. Wish me luck. I decided to not make it a resolution because those never follow through.

If you don’t support it, there’s this cool place called hell that you can go to.

Later.

Hey guys.

Did you know that apparently the appropriate way to say 2010 is “twenty ten” and not “two thousand ten”? I like to say “two k x” or “two thousand ten”. Weird. I even write “2kX” on official documents. Yes, OFFICIAL ones…like leases and loans and shit. At the bank, they asked me what year it was, and I politely informed them that I’m clueless, but that I’m going to take a stab at it and say it’s the year of the goat. They weren’t amused. That’s alright though. People at work complain about me because I speak a foreign language. It’s not foreign, it’s called American. American is the best language, the only thing that’s fucked up about it is that everyone in this country speaks it, just not the same. Shit is pretty funny, you can get on the phone with someone and have no clue what they’re talking about but in English it’s the most basic shit ever. You know what I’m talking about.

So, let’s talk about some 2010 things poppin’ off. Firstly, my boy Carlos, aka Gran’, is going to putting out his first real mixtape next month. It’s gonna be pretty good. Kid’s really good at what he does and is driven to make the shit happen. Anyway, shit is called “Gran’ Opening” and, in normal mixtape fashion, it’s a mix of him over beats of other songs and some original tracks as well. I’ve heard a good bit of it already and it’s hot. Find him on MySpace and on Facebook(click the word for links) Here’s the intro track for you guys, and a peek at the album cover:

Gran’ – Gran’ Opening(Presale)

Secondly! SECONDFUCKINGLY! The best band in the sunny state of South Carolina, known to you by 3 letters, E, V, and A, has finally received the physical copy of their EP, known as the Manfiest DestinE.P. We’ve placed it online so that you guys can purchase them through those means. Here’s what the cover looks like and one of our songs, called “All Girls Are Sluts”. If you click the cover, it’ll take you to our online shop:

E.V.A. – All Girls Are Sluts

Thirdly, and I suppose lastly, I’m going to try and do all sorts of cool shit to my website throughout the year. I need a new theme and favicon for starters. I’ll work on that favicon probably tonight. Hopefully I can come out with something awesome.

Did you guys hear about that crazy earthquake in Haiti? Like a 7 on the Richter scale or some shit. Decimated the place, apparently. I heard that America is thinking about bringing some of those people over here. I say thee NAY! Haitians are crazy as fuck, and that’s word. I have a hard enough time understanding America as is, as well.

A few more things before I depart: @officialKat is awesome, Jersey Shore is the most addicting show of 2010, SierrEmerge is probably gonna date me soon(don’t ask questions).

Alright. Later.

PS – There’s this new anonymous question answer thing called formspring on the internet right now. I’ve got an account, and I, of course, was an OG to it: CLICK HERE to ask me anything you want without me knowing who you are. It’s a beautiful thing. I answer ALL questions, too.