BlackDave.org – Divide and Conquer

Hey guys, I know it’s been a while. If it hasn’t been a while, it at least feels like one. How’s everyone doing? I hope that this post can provide you with some entertainment.

First off, does anyone remember about 6 months ago when I posted about an event known as “Kulture Klash” that we have bi-annually in Charleston? Well, I’ll link you to it. It was in March, the post was titled Kulture Klash Makes Kash. I made a big deal about how fucking dope it was and all of that, and Kulture Klash 5, which I had dubbed #kkv, was recently. I’m gonna have to say that it was by no means as dope as the previous ones. This one was bike culture inspired and even though a few of my friends participated in it, it was still not awesome. There was a lot of good art around, but everything else was lacking. Some of my dj friends, The Bubblegut Brothers, and my good friend @JeffET (which is also his dj name), really put it down…but a lot of the other things going on were pretty whack. #kkv was about enthusiasts and not about your everyday person who thinks that art shows and djs are cool and that hipster girls are hot. So I’m gonna have to say that #kkv was NAWT rockin this year. Better luck next year. I will be attending.

Here’s something that’s hot, my band – @evaMMH8. We are actually playing a show this weekend with a lot of bands and we are all really stoked to do it. Come out if you want to see us in costumes and cover a nu-metal song. It’s gonna be a fun time! Here’s a flyer. Click on it for a link to the band’s MySpace page.

Another thing that’s HAWT is my good friend Eva, aka @sugalabeau. She’s been super awesome to me over the past few years, and she is….good looking as well. She helps me out with faking that I love L.A. and it’s fantastic. View her beauty for yourself:

And at this point in the post, I would like to apologize to whatever girls I’ve been flirting with lately and let you guys know that I will eventually leave you to be with @sugalabeau. Sorry…

Last HAWT thing is that I have a BlackBerry, Sandy Silverberry. The thing that’s NAWT about that is that I don’t have enough BlackBerry Messenger contacts. Here’s my PIN: 20A5A896

Other than that. I hope to see all of you soon. And if I’m sending you positive text messages, don’t be a cunt and not respond. I go out of my way for you, how about meeting me with a ‘thanks’ or something? Even a ‘stop texting me’ would be suitable.

Yo yo yo my niggas and bitches!!
What’s going on?

So, I’m chillin on Twitter, right? And I’m following Strictly Fitteds and they posted that “aight” is the new whack. Yo, that shit is so fucking true. We decided to make everything mean the same thing, but in a lighter way. I feel like I was watching Pimp My Ride recently and X to the Z was like “Yo dawg, I heard you like fish, so we put a fish tank in your ride!”, and dude was like “Man, fish are aight, but I really like Toaster Strudels. You couldn’t have filled my shit with Toaster Strudels?”
I feel the motherfuck out of that shit. Give me a toaster strudel any day of the week.
You know another one that is similar to that? Sick being the new ill. I just don’t get how being sick is better than being ill in the context of slang. I know when niggas are ill, they die. And when niggas are sick, they get better. Now, if you’re trying to talk about how your shit is the best, you’re gonna tell me you aren’t gonna wanna kill niggas with that shit? Black Dave don’t believe that.
Start saying ‘ill’ again.

Have you heard about my band, EVA, yet? We just put a newer version of an older song online. None of our songs are really ‘old’, we’ve played one show and haven’t fully finished recording our EP yet. Anyway, peep our MySpace page if you haven’t heard it yet and show some love.
www.myspace.com/EVAh8

Kulture Klash is coming up! I will say that Charleston sucks and I will often times find myself bored within the town/city, BUT Kulture Klash is fucking dope. I’ve been to the last two, I wrote the first one off as “some faggot shit”, but it was actually like, some revolutionary shit for Chucktown. The video at the top of the page is the first one I went to, Kulture Klash II, or 2. I don’t give a fuck really. You don’t pronounce it like “Kulture Klash Aye Aye” anyway. If someone does, that’s worth getting pissed about. I don’t get pissed, but that’s worth it! WORTH IT! Are you listening? If you say II or if you call this new one “Kulture Klash Vee Aye”, I will not only be pissed, but I’ll push you. Yes, I’ll push you. Fighting someone over that is stupid, but pushing still sends the message.
KK3 video on the bottom.

Yo, what the hell is up with everyone being stoked about Twitter now that their favorite band has it? I won’t lie, my band has one, as well as some of my favorite bands. Here’s a few:
EVA(my band) – www.twitter.com/evah8
Thursday – www.twitter.com/thursdayband
Enter Shikari – www.twitter.com/entershikari
Skyeatsairplane – www.twitter.com/skyeatsairplane
Norma Jean – www.twitter.com/normajeanband
Peter Bjorn and John – www.twitter.com/peterbjornjohn
PEARL JAM! – www.twitter.com/pearljam
The Raconteurs – www.twitter.com/theraconteurs
BRITNEY SPEARS – www.twitter.com/britneyspears
Regina Spektor – www.twitter.com/reginaspektor
Q-Tip – www.twitter.com/qtiptheabstract
Sonic Youth – www.twitter.com/thesonicyouth
Timbaland – www.twitter.com/timbaland
Lil Wayne – www.twitter.com/lilwayne
Ghostface Killah – www.twitter.com/ghostfacekillah
MC Hammer – www.twitter.com/MCHammer
Sigur Ros – www.twitter.com/sigurros
Mos Def – www.twitter.com/mosdef
Beastie Boys – www.twitter.com/beastieboys
Death Cab for Cutie – www.twitter.com/dcfc
Interpol – www.twitter.com/interpol
Soulja Boy – www.twitter.com/souljaboytellem
The Cab – www.twitter.com/thecab
Serra Velle – www.twitter.com/serravellefl

Now you have a reason to get a fucking twitter
WWW.TWITTER.COM

Peace.