BlackDave.org – Divide and Conquer

Yo.

What’s goin on guys? I’ve been watching the DNC and preseason football a lot over the past few days, so I’m hating my life right now, because I don’t care about politics or football.

That last sentence should cue everyone to start blasting me about my lack of intelligence and whatever other negative connotations come with not caring about politics. Do it. You guys act like I haven’t blasted my own hometown over something that I think is stupid before…

I was cruising hypebeast the other day and saw that T.I., Jay-Z, Yeezy, and Weezy all came out with a song, called “Swagger Like Us” with MIA samples for the chorus. The song gets a solid 6.5 in my book.

Here’s the song:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QlemZ32_xM]
If you guys really want to know, T.I. had the best verse, and Jay-Z or Lil Wayne had the worst verse. Kanye’s verse was good, actually. I’m really into that Chris Columbus concept.

I’ll let y’all decide between Weezy and Hova:
Jay’s verse:

No one on the corner gotta bop like this
Can’t wear skinny jeans cause my knots don’t fit
No one on the corner gotta pocket like this
so I rock Roc jeans cuz my knots so thick
You can learn how to dress just by
Checkcking my fresh
Checking checking my fresh
Checking checking my fresh
Follow my steps, it’s the road to success
Where the niggas know you thorough
And the girls say yes
But I can’t teach you my swag
You can pay for school but you can’t buy class
School of hard knocks I’m a grad
And that all-blue yankee is my graduation cap,
It’s Hova!!!
Dipping different rovers whipping with the soda
Hova!!!
Could u even have any doubt after doubt if its over

Wayne’s Verse:

No one on the corner has swagger like moi, Church
but I’m too clean for these boys
I require what I desire I got stripes, A-di-das
Mami scream papi no mas
Run up in your shit just me no Moss
Runnin this shit like I got four thighs
None has swagger like these four gods!
When it comes to styles I got several
Sharper than a swagger dagger, all metal
And my jew-els blue and yellow
The type of shit that make em call you Carmelo
Rules as follows stay true to the ghetto
Write your name on the bullet make you feel special
Haaa!!!
What the fuck you boys talking about?
I know its us cuz we the only thing you talk about

The ONLY reason I haven’t flat out said Wayne’s verse is the worst is because of the fact that Jay-Z can do better, and I’m just disappointed.

Actually….Lil’ Wayne’s verse was flat-out the worst.

While I’m on the subject of commercial rap supergroups, please tell me you heard the Remix to “Everyone Nose” by NERD. The remix features Child Rebel Soldier and Pusha T. I’m not explaining who Child Rebel Soldier is. Just listen to the fucking track:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqOBh_3QaUU]

And if you wonder why I’m not talking about who CRS is, it’s because I posted this earlier:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC_ir5wM8mE]
Song of ’08. Fuck off.
My only complaint is how bad the kid who raps as Kanye is. But I’m amped he swings a baseball bat at a Bush pinata.

Thursday has been recording for their new album recently. Follow them on Twitter. They talk about it. Can’t wait for their split with Envy, either.

Until next time….

Yo!

I wanna start this post by talking about a subject that I love to rant about: music.
The target of today’s posting is: Lil Wayne.
Is it Lil’ Wayne? With the apostrophe? I mean, I don’t understand why the fuck it would matter if you put the apostrophe or not when you don’t even speak proper English anyway.
Now we all know that The Carter 3 came out recently, June 10th, which is 10 days before this post…and I don’t know if anyone has realized the extent of his album sales.

Let’s just say it’s the best since “The Massacre” by 50 Cent. I did mention that 50 is a better rapper than Wayne, right?
Anyway, The Carter 3 sold
1,006,000 ALBUMS!
That’s One Million Six Thousand albums in one week.
That’s not even the most mindblowing part. Let’s peep the top 10 of the Billboard 200.

1. Lil Wayne – The Carter III – 1,006,000
2. Plies – Definition of Real – 215,000
3. NOW 28! – 132, 000
4. Disturbed – Indestructible – 102,000
5. Usher – Here I Stand – 101,000
6. Journey – Revelation – 89,000
7. N*E*R*D – Seeing Sounds – 80,000
8. Alanis Morissette – Flavors of Entanglement – 70,000
9. My Morning Jacket – Evil Urges – 49,000
10. Weezer – Weezer – 46,000

The mindblowing part is that Weezy sold almost 800,000 more copies than the next guy.
That not only pisses me off, because Lil Wayne isn’t a good lyricist, but I’m sure it makes Plies hella mad, because he is “the next guy”.
I’m just gonna say a few more things about Wayne and then peace from this subject. I listened to The Carter 3 with an open mind. I don’t know why he’d spit a verse after Jay-Z does. That made Wayne look super whack. The beats weren’t as amazing as I thought they were gonna be. What I can be happy about is that Robin Thicke is on a track. I am a strong supporter of Star Trak, and so that song gets my vote.
Speaking of Star Trak:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5lYhCGcP7A]

Tell me why I went to a trivia night at some restaurant and we got slayed.
Out of a possible 126 points, we scored 7. None of us are dumb or anything, we just….apparently suck at trivia. I mean, Jon slays Mexicans in Marvel Vs. Capcom and he has an ambiguous girlfriend, who also attended the journey. His ethnicity(Asian) also boasts his brain power, as well as his MVC slaying powers.
Long story short, if you know you’re stupid, audition niggas to be on your squad next time.
What you need is a pop culture dude, a history dude, or a really random older dude who knows a bunch of random shit. The word ‘dude’ is interchangeable between both sexes so don’t feel offended. You gotta ask them simple questions like “What is superman’s real name?” to hard questions like “Why didn’t black people just kill white people when they were slaves?”. If they can answer the latter, they should running for ambassador of the world or some shit. Haha. It never hurts to have an ambiguously gay duo, either. They know a bunch of shit.
Here’s another song since we’re talking about Superman and dumb black people:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZCJ8TvjwAw]

Sorry black people. I’ll get on how dumb white people are right now.
Yo, so I was on MySpace, aka “The white man’s best thing since Kurt Cobain died”, and tell me why I get fearful when a pretty good looking white girl adds me that I will be infected with all sorts of computer diseases that I won’t be able to cure. If anyone knows a black person who would waste their time making spam products, I’ll tell you he’s an Uncle Tom. Another point about it is their ridiculous ass names. I think if you fall for their names, you deserve to be infected. Who the fuck names their child Beryl? That’s a name you give your daughter if she plans on becoming a super villain when she grows up. I got a bitch in my friend request queue named “Agnese”. Is that ag-knees? Because that’s a fucking horrible name. Completely unrealistic. Why don’t y’all stick with tiffany. Tell me why she has on a tank top and basketball shorts, but her shorts are at her ankles. Tell me why the second person on her top friends is “Extreme Ass”, but it’s actually a picture of a girl bouncing her titties. Tell me why her about me says:

hmm, im the girl you wished lived next door. sweet sexy chillen and open minded, a lil freaky on the side…lol im a bit of everything, there’s a time and a place for all things. im all about dressing hot as hell going buck wild at the club but sumtimes i just like to put on my lil shorts, tank top and fuzzy lil slippers and curl up and read a good book. but watch out cuz u never know what im thinkin…i might just pounce when the time is right…hahaha but anyway im an awesome friend and always lookin to meet new people so if your down with what i said so far hit me up…no haterz please!!!!!

Why the fuck doesn’t this say:

if you click on anything on this page, you’re a fucking retard!

And to end this blog. I’m your typical black man who loves white girls. Give me this one:

Sierra Kusterbeck soon to be Sierra, who’s with Black Dave.
Anyway, listen to her band…they got hustle:
[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZTr4XVh9cGw]