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First, I have an interview that Pharrell Williams did with a digital magazine called BKRW about one of his latest chair designs, the tank chair. Basically, it’s a chair with tank treads instead of legs. Pretty dope in my mind. Would love to put these chairs at a chess table or something…or maybe that board game where you try to take over other countries. I don’t know. One of my favorite things about Pharrell is how calm he is and how simply he puts everything. Interview:

Next, the Year Yeah Yeahs. Love this group. Here’s a new video for a song called “Skeletons”. I dig the track. I’m sure you guys are probably stoked to finally see a song that isn’t hip hop or hardcore on here in 2kX.

Til next time. I guess I’ll throw down some twitter shoutouts or something to my favorite females who tweet: @sierrave, @officialkat, @tayallday, @courtneylux, @alexandraqw

Bye.

Best Buy is moving in a smooth path. It leaves me with a myriad of questions though:
1) How do people not know about computers after Y2K? I mean, the world was going to be destroyed by computer malfunction or some bullshit like that. Niggas are like, “I’m just trying to get on the internet.” And I’m like, “Well, go get on it. You can do that at lots of places.” They don’t think that’s funny. And I don’t actually say that. I need to start, though.
2) I don’t like people who don’t speak English. Retail is cool, a nigga loves talking to people, but when they can’t talk back or don’t understand what I’m saying or they don’t understand that only Vista Ultimate can translate your operating system to Spanish, then I’m pissed. And that’s fucking lame.
3) Damn a nigga is ready for that employee discount.
4) How the fuck do white dudes get Asians? I’m trying to figure this out. I’m basically a white dude, right? I mean…fuck. White dudes who secure Asians, I need tips. You can comment anonymously.
5) White people crazy. Crazy as fuck.
666) If black people didn’t act so broke, and just acted like everyone else, they’d be set. White people have it down to a science, they’re all like, “We’re on a budget right now.” Black people are like, “NIGGA, I’M BROKE! DON’T TRY TO SELL ME SOME EXPENSIVE SHIT!” C’mon niggas!
777) Can we discuss number 4 again? I need that shit to happen.

So, it’s almost 2010. You remember when the Y2K bullshit was poppin and the world was gonna end? Wasn’t that awesome? I agree. I hope there’s a Y2KX bug. I hope someone blames it on me, as well. Are any 2k sports games out yet? Are they calling them 2K10 or 2KX? 2KX sounds so much better. Fuck all the nonbelievers.

Oh shit! The other day, I saw Vanna. You remember me talking about how fucking awesome their new shit is? It’s still awesome, but let me tell you what’s not awesome…their new singer. It’s this dude named Davey who just…isn’t as awesome on vocals. It ruined my experience, and I hope that when they hit the studio again that he has gotten better. If not, they should just pick me up. So my 2009 musical failures are as follows:
a) SkyEatsAirplane and Vanna losing their vocalists.
b) Sierra Emerge still not being my girlfriend.

I know Sierra is friends with a few of the dudes in Vanna, now it looks like(yes, looks like) she’s friends with my friend Skrilla Bobcat. Yes, Skrilla. That’s money for all of you slang illiterate people. Here’s proof:

Bobby and I are going to start a hip hop band. Be ready. I have all of these awesome ideas that I’ll never be able to musically transcribe.

Pharrell told me to take piano lessons, though.

Who isn’t stoked to be alive for the first “black” president and the assassination of a president? I’m hella stoked.

PS – Rap City’s last episode was last week. Yes, I know.