Bein Hip is Hoppin
Yo.
What’s goin on guys? I’ve been watching the DNC and preseason football a lot over the past few days, so I’m hating my life right now, because I don’t care about politics or football.
That last sentence should cue everyone to start blasting me about my lack of intelligence and whatever other negative connotations come with not caring about politics. Do it. You guys act like I haven’t blasted my own hometown over something that I think is stupid before…
I was cruising hypebeast the other day and saw that T.I., Jay-Z, Yeezy, and Weezy all came out with a song, called “Swagger Like Us” with MIA samples for the chorus. The song gets a solid 6.5 in my book.
Here’s the song:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QlemZ32_xM]
If you guys really want to know, T.I. had the best verse, and Jay-Z or Lil Wayne had the worst verse. Kanye’s verse was good, actually. I’m really into that Chris Columbus concept.
I’ll let y’all decide between Weezy and Hova:
Jay’s verse:
No one on the corner gotta bop like this
Can’t wear skinny jeans cause my knots don’t fit
No one on the corner gotta pocket like this
so I rock Roc jeans cuz my knots so thick
You can learn how to dress just by
Checkcking my fresh
Checking checking my fresh
Checking checking my fresh
Follow my steps, it’s the road to success
Where the niggas know you thorough
And the girls say yes
But I can’t teach you my swag
You can pay for school but you can’t buy class
School of hard knocks I’m a grad
And that all-blue yankee is my graduation cap,
It’s Hova!!!
Dipping different rovers whipping with the soda
Hova!!!
Could u even have any doubt after doubt if its over
Wayne’s Verse:
No one on the corner has swagger like moi, Church
but I’m too clean for these boys
I require what I desire I got stripes, A-di-das
Mami scream papi no mas
Run up in your shit just me no Moss
Runnin this shit like I got four thighs
None has swagger like these four gods!
When it comes to styles I got several
Sharper than a swagger dagger, all metal
And my jew-els blue and yellow
The type of shit that make em call you Carmelo
Rules as follows stay true to the ghetto
Write your name on the bullet make you feel special
Haaa!!!
What the fuck you boys talking about?
I know its us cuz we the only thing you talk about
The ONLY reason I haven’t flat out said Wayne’s verse is the worst is because of the fact that Jay-Z can do better, and I’m just disappointed.
Actually….Lil’ Wayne’s verse was flat-out the worst.
While I’m on the subject of commercial rap supergroups, please tell me you heard the Remix to “Everyone Nose” by NERD. The remix features Child Rebel Soldier and Pusha T. I’m not explaining who Child Rebel Soldier is. Just listen to the fucking track:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqOBh_3QaUU]
And if you wonder why I’m not talking about who CRS is, it’s because I posted this earlier:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC_ir5wM8mE]
Song of ’08. Fuck off.
My only complaint is how bad the kid who raps as Kanye is. But I’m amped he swings a baseball bat at a Bush pinata.
Thursday has been recording for their new album recently. Follow them on Twitter. They talk about it. Can’t wait for their split with Envy, either.
Until next time….