When Pigs Fly — When Swine Flew?
What’s up world?
It’s super late, but it’s been a little bit since I’ve updated.
I guess I’ll start with showing you something that I really want.
VW Fitted
These are concept hats. I was reading my rss feeds from StrictlyFitteds.com and saw this and went nuts…or as nuts as I would go in a situation where me going nuts would be deemed fit. I would wear the XXX hat all day everytday, and the dragonfruit hat better be white instead of black. These are all concept hats, so of course, this is all in the “if” tense. If is a tense now.
What’s up with this new swine flu shit? I know I’m posting so late that they gave it a new name, but who gives a fuck really? I heard that it’s a mix of bird flu, pig flu, and human flu. All a nigga named Dave is trying to figure out is what miracle of science caused that? You mean for me to imagine that a bird would puke into the mouth of a pig and leave an unsuspecting Mexican to eat some bad bacon? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT zero niggas are dying from this shit, but y’all wanna hear the president talk about this shit? Further proof Obama ain’t black. I know Michelle(the real gangsta, as previously established) was like, “Baby, fuck them niggas. They’re stupid for really believing some shit like that.” To which he responded, “Now now Michelle” or some weak shit like that, just to avoid getting the ghetto cuss out.
My mom will put a ghetto cuss out on you in a minute, and I feel like Michelle will too. “Now now Michelle” isn’t going to save you from a ghetto cuss out. Obama must be a gay fish or something.
My friend called me today and was like, “If you’re born siamese twins, do you only have one birth certificate or two?” I would love to hear some uneducated answers, as mine was uneducated as well.
“Well, if they only have one umbilical cord, then there was really one birth, right?” I don’t know shit bout no god damn babies! Go in your bed with that shit.
I’m going to start saying that more often…’go in your bed with that shit,’ which will be openly interchangeable with ‘comb your beard with that shit,’ because they may or may not sound the same if you say it really fast.
Well guys, now that I’ve written an essay, let me show you a pair of Dunks or two that I’m super into. They’re both cartoon related, but I like how they both look:
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PS – I hope to be updating my links section and other sections very soon.