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So I wrote about formspring the other day and I also was reminded of something else: either people lose all sorts of grammatical ability when they’re angry or swooned by some girl, or that 1 out of 2 people are idiots. When someone is like “You think your hot stuff, don’t you?”, I only answer that with, “What do I think my hot stuff does?”. I don’t understand why people are always giving me “hots” and “piece of shit”s and “ugly”s and “not an internet celebrity”s. I don’t want to have a “not an internet celebrity”. Sounds heavy. It’s really hard to hit on someone when you aren’t using proper grammar. Let’s step that up guys.

Another thing I’ve been really really stoked about lately is the coming of new cell phones. I don’t know if I’m supposed to be that guy who keeps getting new shit when it comes out or just constantly use what I have and then just wait it out and get what’s the hottest shit at my upgrade time. What are your thoughts on it? If someone is trying to stay on top of the game, should they always cop the new shit, or will being aware just be enough?

In case you guys were wondering, I still love Sierra Emerge. This year @sierrave is totally gonna get me into warped tour and we’re not going to miss each other like last year. Hit me up shawty! Here’s a picture that basically describes why she’s my favorite person I’ll never be able to develop a legitimate relationship with:

I call it Trierra. Just go ahead and hit me up whenever.

Anyway, you guys have fun. My band will have lots of new shirt designs, posters, and even booty shorts coming out soon!

This is an awesome video.

I just want my band to feel to you like it does when I hear my favorite band. I’m with you on that, @sierraVE

L8r.

I just want to inform everyone that Sierra is still legal. And I’m excited about that.

She’s +1 right now. That’s 19.

My favorite thing about Sierra is that she doesn’t wear boots with jeans. My second favorite thing about her is that she and I are going to start dating in 2010. My other favorite thing about her is her band, I guess. They’re really good, if you haven’t heard them. VersaEmerge is the name. I have been listening to them since they had a dude singer, so no bandwagon jumping here.

Let’s get back to this boots/jeans thing. Girls, don’t do that shit. It looks uncomfortable and isn’t stylish. If you’re gonna do it, just make sure your jeans are skinny enough or your boots are loose enough to not bunch up. Don’t feel bad about buying new clothes to look stylish. I love girls who have a sense of style. I’m gonna make fashion over function tee shirts. Pre orders start now. I haven’t made the design yet, but I will soon.

My least favorite thing about Sierra is that I can’t ever find a picture of her unless she’s performing or with some random person. I don’t mind pictures with animals, but all these people…I just can’t take it!

Yeah. Happy birthday sweetweart. I used to love when people would ask me if you were really my girlfriend, but I was sad to respond with no. So let me take you to Sweet Tomatoes and a pretty good movie so we can begin this life together!

PS – Sierra, here’s my number, use it: 8435680749

creepy!

Hey guys!

I wrote a post earlier on Hiro, my HTC Hero, and apparently the app sucks and doesn’t save drafts very well, so the whole thing was deleted…so here I am doing a round 2. This time, I’m sitting on a 15 inch MacBook Pro. I would really like to own one of these, and I’m going to save money until I can purchase one of these things. That’ll be super swell.

How are things going for you? Hopefully all is well. I know this post seems very upbeat, but I am by no means feeling as such. Let’s get into this post though. What are you guys anticipating as presents for whatever holiday you celebrate? Hopefully something good, right? I have no anticipations, but any gift is a good one. Hopefully everyone who doesn’t have a PS3 is going to be getting one of those, or at least trading in whatever gifts they did get for one, because we all know that would undoubtedly be the best move to make. What are some super hot PS3 games coming out soon? I know that Final Fantasy 13 is going to be rolling out soon, so I’ll end this paragraph on that note:

I really hate Winter. It’s definitely my least favorite season, even living in the South where it’s basically warm all the time. My personal favorite season is Autumn/Fall. I really dig how that weather feels during that period, and the leaf changing color thing is sick as fuck. That’s the season where ugly girls are overshadowed by girls who have any sense of style, and I can try my best to….flaunt my amazing personality. Yes, my personality is amazing. And yes, fuck you too.

New Year is coming up. 2kX is on it’s way! Are you excited? I am! I was hoping that the 2k series of games would call 2010 sports games 2kX, and they didn’t. That’s a shame. Right now I’m trying to figure out when someone is going to hop on one of my ideas and I can be pissed about it when I see it on tv. Terrible example, but here’s one: the Snuggie. My grandma saw a commercial for the god awful Snuggie and was like, I’ve been doing that for years! All it is is wearing a robe backwards!
Fucking backwards. It’s that simple. My grandma was pissssssssed. It was pretty funny.

Anyway, what’s up with resolutions for the year ahead? I had some written up, but I have already forgotten them…so let’s try again:
Firstly, I would like to have…website domination. If this blog could become a bit more popular, that would be sick. I guess that requires a bit more marketing or whatever, but that’s something I’m not interested in at all!
Secondly, I would enjoy going on a tour. A legit tour, not one like the one I went on with Darling Waste where I played no shows and sat cooped up in a basement in New York for 2 weeks, but one where I’m playing shows and having a good time. I hope that band never gets any sort of popularity or recognition. Terrible part of my life.
Thirdly, where the fuck you at Sierra!?!?!?!? You’re a resolution @SierraVE! Let’s work on that shit!

Whatever. My mind is fucked and I’m not used to a Mac enough to type/thing effectively. So have fun.

So, I was just cruisin the internet today on my friend’s wifi and I came across this picture:

I love @SierraVE.