BlackDave.org – Divide and Conquer

Yo! What’s poppin!? I’m keeping this short, but I’m putting a ton of shit in this.

Firstly! I’ve apparently mastered the Sierra Emerge lurk. This year though, I’m gonna be her date for at least one day of Warped Tour this year. You just go ahead and text me or whatever it is that you do to communicate with the cute boys(that’s me) while you’re out all busy and shit. I saw you were in AP shawty. Lookin right!

Second! SkyEatsAirplane put out a new EP and it’s really good. It’s called “The Sound of Symmetry” and I pilfered a track to put on here for you to listen to/download.
SkyEatsAirplane – The Sound of Symmetry

Part C! Beamer Benz or Bentley is such a good song. On Fabolous’ mixtape with DJ Drama aka Barack O’Drama…the track is present. Here it is, also for listen/download.
Fabolous – Beamer Benz or Bentley feat Juelz Santana

LASTLY! Ophira broke up, but I like the instrumentals for their songs. Here’s one:
Ophira – Teachings(Instrumental)

SO MUCH MEDIA! PEACE!

P.S – Summer goals: Make out with @SierraVE, @TayAllDay, & @OfficialKat…and then promptly commit suicide. A nigga can’t get any higher than that, so time to die! At least, a nigga like me can’t get higher…since I don’t get high and all…

Hello everyone! How are things going? The weather has been especially nice here in SC over the past few days with temperatures in the middle 60s, so I’ve been…working, actually. Been working during the nice weather.

How have your resolutions that you started at the beginning of the year been going? I’ve been able to stay pretty on track this year, I’ve been making a lot of spreadsheets indicating things I want to do and how much I have reached them and whatnot. Writing things down, or in my case typing them out, makes things a lot easier to keep in mind because you have a physical reminder of what you’re actually trying to accomplish. I’m sure in you’re mind you’re thinking “typing it out won’t help at all because all you have to do is close the file, and if it’s out of sight, then it’s out of mind”, but it’s my desktop background. I switched my picture of Naruto Uzumaki out so that I could have goals. Just kidding, I’d never cover up Naruto.

Everyone has their favorite websites, whether it be youtube, twitter, facebook, or anything like that…and a new one that’s been popping up is this formspring nonsense. The essential point of formspring is that you can ask someone a question, any question, anonymously, and then they answer it to this anonymous person and it’s posted on their profile. Primarily this website is a tool for people to indirectly try and get with girls by anonymously telling them all of these awesome qualities or for people to basically send hate mail anonymously. Those are cool. Here’s some of my favorite questions I’ve received:
1. Ever stepped in dog shit, then brought it in the house all over the carpet?
2. Have you ever put a dogs poop in a brown bag; placed it on someones porch, lit it on fire, rang the bell & then ran?
3. Is your shit soft or hard?
4. Have you ever smelled one of your friends shits?
5. do you look at your shits before you flush?
6. Have you ever taken a picture of one of your shits then called a bunch of your friends to come look at it?
G. Your penis nearly split me in two last time we had sex. Why?
You see what I’m saying? It’s just like…I’m at the doctor. That’s probably how I would explain my personal formspring. It’s mostly where girls get called sluts and dudes get hated on. Lots of fun. Everyone should get one.
www.formspring.me
www.formspring.me/blackdave

So, there has been speculation of new MacBook Pro models rolling out soon, and I’m quite excited for that. My main purpose of buying a mac is so that I can screenshare with Taylor Stradling and steal pictures from her computer to post onto my website while she’s out doing her thing in SoFlo. In case you guys forgot, she’s beautiful. There’s everything but confirmation that the new Intel processors will be in the computers. The core series. I’m really stoked, it’ll make my band and my life better. I need iChat partners, so start dropping your screenames now so that I can build my repertoire up now. If you guys are interested in the new processors, called the core series…let me know. I’ll give you my basic explanation that I give people at work about it:
There’s a single core processor and a dual core processor, as we all know. So with the dual core, there’s straight up dual core which is 2 processors, and a simulated dual core which is one processor that acts as 2. The core series is 2, or even 4(for the upper core i5 and the core i7) of the simulated dual core processors, giving you 4 or 8-way processing.

My band is coming out with a few new shirt designs, as well as shorts for the ladiez soon. Also, we’re well in the process of writing for our next EP. We’re trying to just put out a lot of EPs so that we can cut out the filler and only provide you with hits. In case you guys are confused about anything I have said, please listen to our first EP in it’s entirety on our myspace, or feel free to purchase a physical copy from our online store:
myspace.com/evah8
eva.bigcartel.com

Here’s a small secret to one of my goals this year that I’ve been doing for the past few weeks. Something called “$2 Tuesdays” on this website called “The Blackmarkers”. Every tuesday, they put up a couple of things from their website up for $2, and you can purchase it at that price with the coupon code the provide on twitter. I’ve been doing it a lot lately. Hopefully not too many people jock me and get the OTHER shirt they post up. Haha. They have a lot of dope shit, don’t sleep on it.
www.theblackmarkers.com
@blackmarkers

Now that I’ve let out a few of my secrets, remember that they don’t make friends…and go make some friends.

PS – SkyEatsAirplane(STILL one word) is almost finished with the recording process of their new record, and I, for one, and stoked as fuck.
PPS – tell me a secret
PPPS – if you don’t listen to Trophy Scars, you’re a fool.

Yo!

I know this has been going on for a while, but I am JUST getting into the idea of anti-Valentine’s celebration. It’s such an amazing idea to me. Even though I have nothing else witty to say about the holiday, I did want to show you these shoes that I’m super into. 2010 is going to be the year that I start wearing Supra shoes. Here’s a good beginning for me, hopefully:

These are called the Heartbreakers. I’m really stoked.

My friend JeffET, who’s mixtape I posted my last entry, has a website for his crew up. Electric-friends.com is the URL. One of these days I’ll be on the website too!

Lastly, I just want to remind you guys of the immense beauty that @tayallday possesses:

Alright. My band is playing tomorrow with a lot of other bands. Who you ask:
American Me, Endwell, CDC, Murderdeathkill, In Regret, and Path of Reprisal. Be there or be square.

AND ON THAT NOTE: goodbye.

Hey guys.

I’m off from work for the next 2 days. I’m sure you don’t really care about my life, but the other day at work, I received a hefty titl-a-whirl backbreaker from a series of customers over the shittiest laptop we’ve carried in my Best Buy tenure. Here’s a scenario: 3 men, 2 women, a kid who looks like a really short Fred Durst and his shouldn’t be that hot, but is hot just because her life sucks and she isn’t atrocious , girlfriend were all ready to Angle Slam me because I sold out of the computer moments before their arrival. Fuck you. Get a better computer. I don’t wanna be Angle Slammed, Ankle Locked, fucking Chokeslammed, Tombstoned, Pedigreed, any of that shit. Not the kind of thing I go prepared to work to do.

Anyway, I wanted to tell you guys about something that I’ve recently been getting stoked about: prints. Yes, they’re basically posters, but prints are better. Why you ask? I don’t know…because they aren’t posters. Anyway, your favorite hardcore band E.V.A. is in the process of possibly getting some done and here’s one that I’m really digging:

If you click the picture, it’ll take you to our online store.

Anothr really cool one is one that my friend Carlos, ygtnha(you’ll get to know him as) Gran’, made. It appears that he’s trying to do this thing called “Come One Come All”, and here’s his first print related to that:

You can click on the print to go to his online portfolio of all of the different shit he does. Talented dude. Follow him on twitter if you want @xGran.

I haven’t talked about the new tablet phenomena that’s been poppin’ off lately! So, Archos came out with a tablet that’s running Google’s operating system, Android, on it. It’s pretty terrible. It’s a fantastic idea, but the way that Archos twisted and restricted the system, the tablet sucks for anyone who’s a legitimate enthusiast of the brand and the operating system. I have played with it a bit and it would have been fantastic, had Archos kept it open. After that failure, I decided to place my faith in Apple’s tablet venture. It was announced a couple days ago, and it’s called the iPad. iPad!? EW! What a terrible name. I’m glad everyone is calling it MaxiPad. Keep it up. To me, it’s a big iPod touch with programs redesigned to suit the size of the thing. Nothing super sick about it. No camera, not solar powered, can’t run multiple apps or anything! A lot of people I’ve talked to have expressed disappointment in the item, even a few pretty hefty Apple fanboys. I guess we’ll see. It should be out in March, I feel.

That’s really all I have for you guys. Guess I’ll toss you another picture related to a female?

@tayallday

Peace.

So I’m chillin out, watching the Simpsons, trying to find a girl to hit on on MySpace, and I come across a bulletin by this band I’m really into called Oceana. They broke up recently, but the news has arrived that they are back together! I was so excited that I took a print screen of the bulletin and I’m posting it here now:

So long story short, I love South Florida, aka SoFlo. Why you ask:
1. Oceana.
2. Taylor Stradling/Sierra Emerge (picture coming soon).
3. The Miami Dolphins.
4. I’m kidding about 3.
5. Bobby Shell, who doesn’t actually live in SoFlo, but is still the shit.

Truthfully, number 2 carries this list all by herself. But there’s 5 reasons why I love South Florida, and maybe when I update again, I’ll tell you some stories or something. But until that time, here’s a video from Oceana’s first last show:

P.S. – DJ Hero is siq as fuq. And if you have twitter how about putting “#bjhero” at the end of your tweets?