Kat TF Dennings
Hey niggas and bitches.
It’s your boy Black Dave once again. Bucket List just went off and Get Smart is about to come on. A pixies song is playing for a commercial for “The Dark Knight”. I need to shower. When did I last shower? Hmmmm.
Now that you know what’s going on with me, I’m gonna get to the meat of this post.
While I was browsing google looking for sexy pictures of Kat Dennings, I found out that my website is 4th on the list when you look up the phrase “sexy kat dennings”. I’ve spent this whole week just being super obsessed with her. Not super obsessed, but deifnitely finding everything that I can about her on the internet. She has a website…blog…whatever…that’s pretty similar to mine and it makes me smile. She likes anime…actually, she likes manga. She is pretty openly against drug use, and lucky for HER(us really), I don’t do drugs or drink that much. She’s older than I am.
WAIT! I’m into a girl that’s older than me? Write this down! Someone save this fucking date! Needs to go down into some kind of history book! Okay…unwait. Is unwait a word? I wonder if it’s even on Urban Dictionary. Hmmmm.
She’s 2 years and 2 months older than I am. Now that I’ve typed that out, I’ll remember that forever. Anyway, she digs manga and doesn’t do drugs and has a gold plated cell phone. Maybe had? EITHER FUCKING WAY! She knows it’s stupid, but still has it! I want to gold plate Bruno!
Chemistry, I know. Someone better pull me away from her before we blow this bitch up.
I’ve never seen Get Smart. I’ve never seen a lot of movies. Did you know that Kat Dennings is IN movies? I know, crazy.
AND she has a twitter account. I’m wondering how I can get her to follow me. Maybe we can start this whole dialogue thing about our cell phones and about how we don’t update our websites enough and other funny shit. And you guys can all be jealous. I’m not a competitive dude though, so it doesn’t really mean anything to me if you’re jealous. You should be stoked! I’m gonna be stoked.
I’ve decided that if Kat checks herself out on google enough, that she will see this post and follow me on twitter and send me a direct message after she clicks this link right below this line:
THIS LINK RIGHT HERE IS THE ONE TO BE CLICKED BY YOU, KAT (or anyone else who wants to follow me on twitter).
HIRO FROM HEROES IS IN GET SMART!
As to make it look like I didn’t originally google her in vein, here’s some pictures of her, and that god damn gold plated phone:
