So, I’m chillin on Twitter, right? And I’m following Strictly Fitteds and they posted that “aight” is the new whack. Yo, that shit is so fucking true. We decided to make everything mean the same thing, but in a lighter way. I feel like I was watching Pimp My Ride recently and X to the Z was like “Yo dawg, I heard you like fish, so we put a fish tank in your ride!”, and dude was like “Man, fish are aight, but I really like Toaster Strudels. You couldn’t have filled my shit with Toaster Strudels?”
I feel the motherfuck out of that shit. Give me a toaster strudel any day of the week.
You know another one that is similar to that? Sick being the new ill. I just don’t get how being sick is better than being ill in the context of slang. I know when niggas are ill, they die. And when niggas are sick, they get better. Now, if you’re trying to talk about how your shit is the best, you’re gonna tell me you aren’t gonna wanna kill niggas with that shit? Black Dave don’t believe that.
Start saying ‘ill’ again.

Have you heard about my band, EVA, yet? We just put a newer version of an older song online. None of our songs are really ‘old’, we’ve played one show and haven’t fully finished recording our EP yet. Anyway, peep our MySpace page if you haven’t heard it yet and show some love.
www.myspace.com/EVAh8

Kulture Klash is coming up! I will say that Charleston sucks and I will often times find myself bored within the town/city, BUT Kulture Klash is fucking dope. I’ve been to the last two, I wrote the first one off as “some faggot shit”, but it was actually like, some revolutionary shit for Chucktown. The video at the top of the page is the first one I went to, Kulture Klash II, or 2. I don’t give a fuck really. You don’t pronounce it like “Kulture Klash Aye Aye” anyway. If someone does, that’s worth getting pissed about. I don’t get pissed, but that’s worth it! WORTH IT! Are you listening? If you say II or if you call this new one “Kulture Klash Vee Aye”, I will not only be pissed, but I’ll push you. Yes, I’ll push you. Fighting someone over that is stupid, but pushing still sends the message.
KK3 video on the bottom.

Yo, what the hell is up with everyone being stoked about Twitter now that their favorite band has it? I won’t lie, my band has one, as well as some of my favorite bands. Here’s a few:
EVA(my band) – www.twitter.com/evah8
Thursday – www.twitter.com/thursdayband
Enter Shikari – www.twitter.com/entershikari
Skyeatsairplane – www.twitter.com/skyeatsairplane
Norma Jean – www.twitter.com/normajeanband
Peter Bjorn and John – www.twitter.com/peterbjornjohn
PEARL JAM! – www.twitter.com/pearljam
The Raconteurs – www.twitter.com/theraconteurs
BRITNEY SPEARS – www.twitter.com/britneyspears
Regina Spektor – www.twitter.com/reginaspektor
Q-Tip – www.twitter.com/qtiptheabstract
Sonic Youth – www.twitter.com/thesonicyouth
Timbaland – www.twitter.com/timbaland
Lil Wayne – www.twitter.com/lilwayne
Ghostface Killah – www.twitter.com/ghostfacekillah
MC Hammer – www.twitter.com/MCHammer
Sigur Ros – www.twitter.com/sigurros
Mos Def – www.twitter.com/mosdef
Beastie Boys – www.twitter.com/beastieboys
Death Cab for Cutie – www.twitter.com/dcfc
Interpol – www.twitter.com/interpol
Soulja Boy – www.twitter.com/souljaboytellem
The Cab – www.twitter.com/thecab
Serra Velle – www.twitter.com/serravellefl

Now you have a reason to get a fucking twitter
WWW.TWITTER.COM

Peace.