Frugality
Grammy’s were last night, right?
I gave a total of zero fucks about them and didn’t watch it. Who won what? Tell a nigga.
Blink 182 got back together? Like reunion status? Or just for one day? Because I certainly don’t like Blink 182 and I certainly don’t think y’all niggas should be pissing yourself over a reunion show you weren’t invited to. Personally, I would like to extend my blame to:
A) 4 Year Strong
B) A Day to Remember
C) A Day to Remember again
Yes, I’m blaming ADTR twice. Judge me.
Someone give me some info on this before I finally just google it.
Who won the Super Bowl? I also gave no fucks about that. I was going to write about the commercials, but didn’t, as you can see. So if you don’t hate me for hating your favorite thing, then feel free to hate me for the lack of updating.
So, I copped that Versa Emerge EP.
I’m pretty confident that it’s self-titled.
It’s 6 songs. 4 new songs, an intro, and an old song redone.
I actually never really liked the band, but this is a step a little further to the left than I thought they were gonna do. I know youre like, “a step to the left?”, so I brought out UrbanDictionary to help me with that.
Bale out
When someone’s stress level explodes to an epic proportion and a 5 minute f-bomb-laden tirade is unleashed on the unlucky soul who was in the wrong place at the wrong time — much like Christian Bale on the T4 set.
Pam was trying to study for her midterm in the library but the kid across the table kept tapping his pencil to his iPod making her Bale out and get suspended from the library for a week.
Anyway…these leftward movements I speak of are actually pretty good. I’m stoked on like two tracks on this bitch. Out of four, two’s good. Some of it is just the same shit my friends write, but produced better than they have ever done, but the rest of this shit is solid. You’re prolly like “damn, thats harsh for you to be like, in love with Sierra”, and I just want to assure you that she’s still my boo and that I dont have to be in love with her band to support it. When you read this Sierra, take this as a formal offer for a date when you play in North Carolina. And I know you’ll read this.
The songs that are especially noteworthy on this EP are:
1. Moments Between Sleep (my fucking jam)
2. Whisperer
I always liked FBRamen because they are a label of bands with swagger and choose swagger, always.
A couple of my friends and I always had this thing we called “Fried Rice Records” where we released really bad techno and other works we’ve put out. I’ll upload that discography very soon for your ears to bleed.
On a less fun note, Bruno hasn’t been able to send out calls or texts for the past month point five. In the past 3 weeks, he lost the ability to receive them. So if any of my friends read this, that is why I haven’t been getting up with you. Not that I would have anyway, but explaining myself is never a bad move. If anyone really likes my blog and wants to offer up some money or something for me to talk more about my text tales with Bruno or my fabulous phone calls, it’s only like 3300 bucks, but I’ll accept 3000.
Here are some other ways to contact me:
1. E-mail: blackdave@blackdave.org
2. Windows Live: blkdave@live.com
3. AIM: itsblackdave
4. Yahoo! IM: screamatdave
5. MySpace: www.myspace.com/blackdave
6. Google talk(who the fuck uses that?): davonecurry@gmail.com
G. Or you can just go fuck yourself
Speaking of fabulous, why the fuck did the rapper, Fabolous, spell his shit with an o? Like, if I were a lesser known rapper known as Fabulous, I can’t imagine being pissed about some major dude wanting to take…I mean buy, my name. That shit happened with HORSE the Band, who is my shit. They used to be called Horse, but some way less important, way less awesome, way less nintendo band decided that they would throw the “I’m gonna sue you” card if they didn’t change their name. What a more beautiful attack than putting “the Band” at the end of your name. Now HORSEtB is on Vagrant and the European band Horse is merely a mention in a story.
Heroes tonight.
Rainbro knows the importance:
http://rainbro.blogspot.com
To sum up this post:
1. I love Sierra more than I love VersaEmerge or Blink 182.
2. Blink 182 is back, really? Fuck.
3. Fabolous is too good of a rapper for that shit. I blame the O for his reason of falling off. Obama had to take it and use it during his campaign. Fab wasn’t mad about that though.
4. 3 was longer than I had hoped.
5. HORSE the Band on Vagrant! They’re my shit and I’ll rep em all day. I’ll pay you $40 for a Cutsman tee.
6. I need at least $3000 so that I can text you on this beautiful QWERTY brought to you by Google/HTC on this specific device known as Bruno the G-Uno.
G. Gotta make a list that gets to G if you have 6 items, right?
For some reason, 2009 has left my pockets full of a lot more fucks than last year. Not giving a fuck makes me feel almost Jewish. Sickness. In the bad way. In the nu-metal “yeah” way. Not a good way. Not a good way at all.