BlackDave.org – Divide and Conquer

What’s good?

I’m just sitting on the couch watching that Toy Machine skate video “Good & Evil”. Just in case you care.

Speaking of watching shit, I watched the movie “The Warriors” the other day and it changed my life. What movie changed you life? All a nigga named Dave is trying to tell you is that he prolly couldn’t kick your ass on a normal day, but if I had on a Warriors vest and maybe a tank top with a pair of Levi’s and some Dunk Lows that I would ruin your day. Fucking fuck your shit up. Now I know your thinking, that makes no sense, but just in case you have any fucking doubts:

So, because of what you just saw, I’m calling some niggas out:
A) graphic designers: I want a fucking awesome logo for my gang
2) Gangsta ass niggas: Who will wear this shit everywhere
C) Pussy ass niggas: Didnt you read the title? You can wear em too!
D) Bitches, Hoes, Tricks, and any other type of female degrading their gender: ROCK MY SHIT!
E) Ladies – Y’all too! Why put a ring on it when you can put a jacket on it?

And speaking of Ladies, it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow. At what point do niggas need to do extra shit to let women be like “I guess that was alright.” Lucky for y’all, I dont take girls seriously, because I’ll cut a bitch. Ask my ex-girlfriend Michelle. I cut her. Why you ask? Oh, you didnt ask?
BECAUSE A BITCH WAS ACTING DUMB AS A BITCH! That’s why it’s called “dumb as a bitch”. What it should be called is “dumb as Sega’s advertising”, because every Sega system was the best shit ever! THE BEST fucking SHIT fucking EVER! I dare you to tell me a bad Sega system. I know Game Gear had shitty battery life, but it’s all good. Shit was ill. Don’t make me rant about that shit, because…I would and could. If you need it, just request it.
As I was saying…you need to either get a fucking Twitter or fucking Latitude or fucking…something.
Oh, and if your Valentine isn’t Asian or Sierra Emerge, you’re a fucking faggot.

Someone get me some strawberry ice cream or banana Nesquik or XxX Vitamin Water.