BlackDave.org – Divide and Conquer

Hey guys.
I’m not even going to try to tell you what Valentine’s Day actually is.

I was scoping out Urban Dictionary today to find out that people who post on there are the ones who hate the holiday more than anyone. I think that they hate it just about as much as Michael Cera was hatin these niggas in the next video:

And if that ain’t hate, then I don’t know what to tell you.

I hate Valentine’s Day too. Why? Not because I never have a girlfriend on the day, but because I’m poor and even if I wanted to take myself out, I couldn’t. You know when niggas are all like “I’m gonna take my boo to the fuckin movies and dinner and shit and then I’m gonna wear that pussy out!” Wear that pussy out? Like you’re gonna wanna fuck a worn out pussy after it’s initial wearing? BAD IDEA FELLAS! BAD FUCKING IDEA! I don’t even like to wear green tee shirts out and you wanna wear a pussy out!

Fucking idiots.

I made this girl a mix cd for the holiday though. Click the album art to download it:

And in case you were wondering what Valentine’s Day meant to the niggas who are hatin it out there:

1.Valentine’s Day

AKA International ‘crying and masturbating’ day.

It’s Valentines Day, so I’ll have a little wank and a little cry.

2. Valentine’s Day

Just another dumb holiday to make single people feel like second-class citizens.

I HATE Valentines Day. Every year its the same thing, “I’ll have someone next year” or maybe “see what next year holds” or “you will have someone real soon.” Bla Blaa Bla. Hell, I’m almost 30 and still alone. It all makes me sick.

3. Valentine’s Day
Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more…
also, the really lonely people’s mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic

Eli Manning – It’s Valentine’s Day again and nobody loves me. Especially since the Giants robbed the Pats of the superbowl win.
Eli’s Mother – It’s okay, honey. If it makes you feel better, I’ll be your valentine.
Eli Manning: *sniffles* Okay.

Please download that mix, too.
It’s not awesome, but I bet there’s something on there that you may not have heard before.